Quote of the Day

“Homer, young people learn about love from adults, and we’ve been setting a terrible example for our children and the community in general. I want us to deal with the issues raised by this book.” – Marge Simpson
“Hmm.” – Homer Simpson
“I knew we shouldn’t have put a fireplace in the bedroom.” – Marge Simpson

2 Responses to “Quote of the Day”

  1. 1 Anonymous
    25 September 2019 at 9:26 am

    Huh, it’s just a clip of him burning “The Lottery” from “Dog of Death”, but they actually went to the trouble of changing the cover. (And yes, I realize it’s from a clip show.)

  2. 2 Boourns
    25 September 2019 at 12:49 pm

    Written by one Penny Wise….

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