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“Wow!” – Homer Simpson
“Bitchin’!” – Bart Simpson
“It chose to destroy itself rather than live with us. You can’t help but feel a little rejected.” – Lisa Simpson

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“Can you tell us what it’s like in there?” – Dr. Hibbert
“It’s like . . . uh . . . did anyone see the movie Tron?” – Homer Simpson
“No.” – Dr. Hibbert
“No.” – Lisa Simpson
“No.” – Chief Wiggum
“No.” – Marge Simpson
“No.” – Bart Simpson
“No.” – Patty Bouvier
“No.” – Chief Wiggum
“No.” – Ned Flanders
“No.” – Selma Bouvier
“No.” – Professor Frink
“No.” – Reverend Lovejoy
“Yes. . . . I mean, no. No.” – Chief Wiggum

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“Grampa, why don’t you tell us a story. You’ve led an interesting life.” – Bart Simpson
“That’s a lie and you know it! But I have seen a lot of movies . . . ” – Abe “Grampa” Simpson

Happy Birthday Dan Castellaneta!

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“And next it our Fall catalog, we love this, it is a vision in raspberry cream.” – Donut Catwalk Announcer
“Oooh, pure genius.” – Dream Homer

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“You’re crazy!” – Bart Simpson
“Am I? Well, perhaps we’re all a little crazy. . . . I know I am.” – Hugo

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“Stop! Doesn’t the Bible say, ‘Judge not, lest ye be judged’?” – Lisa Simpson
“The Bible says a lot of things. Shove her.” – Wiggum

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“Find Waldo Yet Again . . . Man, he’s just not trying anymore.” – Bart Simpson

Happy Birthday Nancy Cartwright!

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“Oh, goody! The sea monkeys I ordered have arrived. Look at them cavort and caper!” – C.M. Burns

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“First you torched that orphanage, then you blew up that bus full of nuns.” – Chief Wiggum
“Hey! That was self defense.” – Snake
“Well, you’ll be seeing lots of nuns where you’re going, pal, Hell!” – Chief Wiggum

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“There goes the last lingering thread of my heterosexuality.” – Patty Bouvier

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“Beaten by an infant. What could be more humiliating?” – C.M. Burns
“What a scoop!” – Paparazzo

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“We would’ve gotten even more if Lisa could walk faster.” – Bart Simpson
“I didn’t select this costume for mobility. I wore it to salute the noble Native Americans of the Pacific Northwest.” – Lisa Simpson

Makeup Quote of the Day

“If you nurture her gift now, there’s no telling what she can do.” – Dr. J. Loren Pryor
“Wow, just think of the possibilities.” – Homer Simpson
“Lisa Simpson has won the Nobel Prize.” – Dream Announcer
“Nah.” – Homer Simpson
“Lisa Simpson has won the Nobel Prize . . . for kickboxing.” – Dream Announcer

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“Okay, the colors of the Italian flag are red, white, and what?” – Grade School Challenge Host
“Blue!” – Bart Simpson
“Yellow!” – Homer Simpson
“Green.” – Selma Bouvier
“Orange! Red!” – Bart Simpson
“Green.” – Patty Bouvier
“Purple!” – Bart Simpson
“Red! White! Black! Green!” – Homer Simpson
“Green.” – Grade School Challenge Contestant
“I was right!” – Homer Simpson

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“May I ask how you spent your weekend?” – Mr. Smithers
“A bit overly familiar, but I’ll allow it. I took in a movie. An appalling little piece of filth, it’s leading ‘lady’ was a blonde harlot who spent half the film strolling around naked as a jaybird. Oh, just give the great unwashed a pair of oversized breasts and a happy ending and they’ll oink for more every time.” – C.M. Burns
“What a movie! And that blonde cutie? Does she have assets!” – Homer Simpson
“Sounds like my kind of flick!” – Lenny
“And how!” – Carl

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“It’s just a little dirty, it’s still good! It’s still good! . . . It’s just a little slimy, it’s still good! It’s still good! . . . It’s just a little airborne, it’s still good! It’s still good!” – Homer Simpson
“It’s gone.” – Bart Simpson
“I know.” – Homer Simpson

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“Krusty! About time you got here.” – Jack Larson
“Yeah, yeah, what is this? The, uh, Republican fundraiser?” – Krusty the Klown

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“Sorry, son, but there’s a program about campus life that I really should watch.” – Homer Simpon
“We now return to School of Hard Knockers, starring Corey Masterson.” – TV Announcer
“Dean Bitterman, I hope nothing unsavory happens during my visit. As you know, I am the President of the United States.” – The President
“Oh, don’t worry, I’ve expelled those rowdy members of Chug-A-Lug House.” – Dean Bitterman

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“Oh, my, I wonder which is the cereal for me? . . . Oh, excuse me, could you tell me where I might find the Burns-Os?” – C.M. Burns
“Sorry, pops, they don’t put nobodies on cereal boxes.” – Krusty the Klown
“Well, I suppose this one looks a bit like me.” – C.M. Burns

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“And here’s country singing sensation Lurleen Lumpkin, fresh from her latest stay at the Betty Ford Clinic. Whatcha been up to, Lurleen?” – Kent Brockman
“I spent last night in a ditch.” – Lurleen Lumpkin

Doris Grau would’ve been 95 today. Happy birthday.