Quote of the Day

“Sorry, son, but there’s a program about campus life that I really should watch.” – Homer Simpon
“We now return to School of Hard Knockers, starring Corey Masterson.” – TV Announcer
“Dean Bitterman, I hope nothing unsavory happens during my visit. As you know, I am the President of the United States.” – The President
“Oh, don’t worry, I’ve expelled those rowdy members of Chug-A-Lug House.” – Dean Bitterman

3 Responses to “Quote of the Day”

  1. 1 Anonymous
    14 October 2019 at 1:16 pm

    It’s funny that Homer immediately thinks Dean Peterson is going to be a bitter hardass because of TV and movie deans like this, despite all evidence to the contrary, but then you’ve got to remember Principal Dondelinger was almost exactly like this. So maybe it’s not just fictional characters that have shaped his view on them, but also personal experience.

  2. 2 Steamed Vaans
    14 October 2019 at 4:27 pm

    Yeah as bad as Homer is in this episode. He’s very much obsessed with movies and had a principle he disliked. He’s not Jerkass Homer. Just an idiot. But a loveable one though.

  3. 3 Anonymous
    15 October 2019 at 12:07 pm

    This QotD inspired me to watch this episode last night. Then I checked the capsule on SNPP just for fun, and damn. I can’t believe so many people hated on such a classic episode when it first came out! I mean, Charlie has talked about the “deep nerds” before, but that was just painful to read. I bet their heads would explode if they watched anything past season 7-8, let alone the state of Zombie Simpsons right now.

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