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Archive for November, 2019
30
Nov
19
Quote of the Day
29
Nov
19
Quote of the Day
“McBain to base. Under attack by Comminazis.” – McBain
29
Nov
19
Makeup Quote of the Day
“Must find man. Must find man. Must find man.” – Homer Simpson
27
Nov
19
Quote of the Day
♫”Under the sea!
Under the sea!
There’ll be no accusations
Just friendly crustaceans!
Under the sea!”♫
26
Nov
19
Quote of the Day
“I want to meet the first female stealth bomber pilot. During the Gulf War she destroyed seventy mosques and her name is Lisa too!” – Lisa Simpson
“I want to see some birds get sucked into the engines . . . rare ones.” – Bart Simpson
25
Nov
19
Quote of the Day
“We get to see the Leader pass by!” – Homer Simpson
“We toil in the fields and he rides around in a Rolls-Royce?” – Lisa Simpson
“Yes, it would but nice if he’d buy American, but what are you gonna do?” – Homer Simpson
24
Nov
19
Quote of the Day
“Honey, we don’t need to drive four-hundred miles to clean animals. You can stay right here and give the dog a bath. Or trim the cat’s nails.” – Marge Simpson
23
Nov
19
Quote of the Day
“It’s a thorny legal issue, alright. I’ll need to refer to the case of Finders vs. Keepers.” – Lionel Hutz
22
Nov
19
Quote of the Day
“Gavin, honey, help mommy pick a cereal. How ’bout Alph-Alphabits.” – Divorcee
“Those suck! I hate this store!” – Gavin
“But, sweetheart, mommy-” – Divorcee
“I hate you, too! I want to live with one of my dads!” – Gavin
21
Nov
19
Quote of the Day
♬”When the weight of the world has got you down and you want to end your life
Bills to pay, a dead end job, and problems with the wife…
But don’t throw in the towel, cause there’s a place right down the block
Where you can drink your misery away…”♬
21
Nov
19
Makeup Quote of the Day
“Homer!” – Marge Simpson
“That’s my name!” – Homer Simpson
“When I asked you if that dummy was to fake your own death you told me no.” – Marge Simpson
“I guess guys like us just can’t get a break. Well, at least I can’t sink any lower . . . Come back, diaper! Come back! . . . Hi, ma!” – Barney Gumble
18
Nov
19
Quote of the Day
“Ugh, I’m taking a bath on this.” – Krusty the Klown
“We tried to tell you, these are unmanned oil rigs.” – Accountant
17
Nov
19
Quote of the Day
“I think we’ve heard enough about Larry Burns for one evening.” – Marge Simpson
“Why? It’s not like anything interesting happened to anyone else today?” – Homer Simpson
16
Nov
19
Quote of the Day
“I thought you were just a marketing gimmick.” – Lisa Simpson
“There was a time when that was true. But now, I am so much more!” – Senor Ding-Dong
Happy Birthday John Swartzwelder!
16
Nov
19
Makeup Quote of the Day
“Aw, give up, home boy, there’s a six stroke limit.” – Bart Simpson
“I know. I can still make this for five.” – Homer Simpson
14
Nov
19
Quote of the Day
“As the wife of the minister, I’m privy to a lot of sensitive information . . . and here it is. Marge’s husband doesn’t earn much, and the family’s a mess! And, quite frankly, I think she . . .” – Helen Lovejoy
“Let the record show that the witness made the Drinky-Drinky motion.” – Blue Haired Lawyer
Happy birthday, Maggie Roswell!
13
Nov
19
Quote of the Day
“Hey, Bart, I hope there are not hard feelings.” – Fat Tony
“Get bent.” – Bart Simpson
“I deserve that. Look, I know we let you down, but me and the boys, we still think you’ve got a big future in racketeering and extortion.” – Fat Tony
“Sorry, Fat Tony. I used to think your gang was cool, but now I’ve learned that crime doesn’t pay.” – Bart Simpson
“Yeah, you’re right.” – Fat Tony
Happy birthday, Joe Mantegna!
12
Nov
19
Quote of the Day
“There you are! Thought you could get away?” – Homer Simpson
“Goodbye.” – Prospective Simpson Neighbor
11
Nov
19
Quote of the Day
“Ah, the daily newspaper. Ooh! The Springfield men’s shelter is giving away sixty soiled mattresses!” – Homer Simpson
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