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Quote of the Day

By Charlie Sweatpants 7 Comments
Categories: Happy Birthday and QotD
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“Smithers! I want my tea!” – C.M. Burns
“Doesn’t it bother you that he orders you around like that?” – Marge Simpson
“Oh, actually, I value every second we’re together. From the moment I squeeze his orange juice in the morning til I tuck him in at night. He’s not just my boss. He’s my best friend, too.” – Mr. Smithers
“Bah! Too hot!” – C.M. Burns
“You’re right, sir. It’s scalding me as we speak.” – Mr. Smithers

Happy Birthday, Harry Shearer!

7 Responses to “Quote of the Day”

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  1. 1 Anonymous
    24 December 2019 at 12:02 pm

    It’s funny how I didn’t realize for the longest time that he was “talking to himself”. Same with Homer and Grampa, or Krusty.

  2. 2 Mr Hankey the Christmas candy bar
    24 December 2019 at 6:18 pm

    Smithers badly needs some real friends 🤣

  3. 7 Anonymous
    28 December 2019 at 1:15 pm

    Or these guys. Maybe one or both are still even working at the plant.


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