Quote of the Day

“Lisa, get away from that jazz man!” – Marge Simpson
“But, Mom! Can’t I stay a little longer?” – Lisa Simpson
“Come on, come on, we were worried about you. Nothing personal, I just fear the unfamiliar.” – Marge Simpson

Happy 30th anniversary to “Moaning Lisa”! 

2 Responses to “Quote of the Day”

  1. 1 Anonymous
    12 February 2020 at 11:11 am

    I know this episode will often get overlooked when people make their list of the “Top [Number] Simpsons Episodes”, but I think it should be mandatory (re)viewing for anyone who calls themselves a fan. They handled a serious subject matter with proper care and dignity, yet still managed to make the episode funny–without resorting to trite, obvious moralizing, or flat-out ignoring the main plot in favor of zany shenanigans.

  2. 2 Mr Hankey the Christmas candy bar
    12 February 2020 at 2:34 pm

    Are jazz men people to be feared 😂

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