Quote of the Day

“You mean I get five percent off on everything in the store just because I look like-…I mean, just because I am Krusty the Klown?” – Homer Simpson
“How could I charge full price to the man whose lust for filthy magazines kept me in business during that first shaky year. Oh, by the way, here is your new issue of Gigantic Asses.” – Apu Nahasapeemapetilon

3 Responses to “Quote of the Day”

  1. 1 Mr Hankey the Christmas candy bar
    13 February 2020 at 6:22 am

    It’s devastating to know that we will never get another scene like this ever again.

    • 2 Anonymous
      14 February 2020 at 12:29 pm

      Because of the network’s ban on butts?

      Anyway, I’ve always liked their magazine parodies, and that they were so open about the fact that Krusty was a huge perv.

      • 3 Mr Hankey the Christmas candy bar
        17 February 2020 at 4:43 pm

        Nope. Because the people in charge are too scared to stand by their character and decided to just ignore the problem, and then get rid of him like he never existed.

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