Quote of the Day

“Nice dismount, man.” – Jimbo Jones
“Didn’t hurt.” – Bart Simpson
“Oh, yeah, well, do it again.” – Kearney
“Nah. Might land on my face and end up looking like you.” – Bart Simpson

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5 Responses to “Quote of the Day”

  1. 1 Mr Hankey the Christmas candy bar
    25 February 2020 at 12:26 pm

    Having watched it on tv first, it feels strange that Bart’s line about how they were all guilty of taking their heritage for granted is not on the DVD. It’s a shame as I like that part and I’m sure I’m not the only one.

    • 2 Anonymous
      26 February 2020 at 4:08 am

      “The speech Bart made about the mob “taking the town’s heritage for granted” was the editorial creation of the network censors in compliance of the FCC’s 1989 ruling that every serial animated television show transmitted include at least 28 seconds of educational content.”

      Whut? What was the 28 seconds of educational content from the other season 1 episodes?

      • 3 Anonymous
        26 February 2020 at 12:21 pm

        So it looks like you found that info on the Simpsons wiki, but it doesn’t cite any sources. Might be best to take that with a grain of salt, although that’s as good an explanation as any at this point.

  2. 4 Anonymous
    25 February 2020 at 12:59 pm

    Really? This is the first time I’ve heard of something being excluded from the DVDs other than Bart’s excuse about having “tourettes” being changed to “rabies”. Does this happen often? I’ve actually been watching the DVDs more often lately because I got sick of missing all the stuff cut from syndication, so it would be frustrating if they were excluding content from the DVDs for some inexplicable reason.

  3. 5 Boourns
    25 February 2020 at 1:41 pm

    That line was a last minute request from the network if I remember correctly.

    The Tourette’s joke is still on the UK DVD “Risky Business”

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