Makeup Quote of the Day

“So much steak . . . lungs filling, sinuses packed with meat . . .” – Homer Simpson
“C’mon, Dad, just twelve more pounds!” – Bart Simpson
“Oh, humans are so ridiculous. He’s not even halfway through Walter and he’s already hallucinating.” – Sentient Bull

4 Responses to “Makeup Quote of the Day”

  1. 1 Anonymous
    30 March 2020 at 3:09 pm

    An eating contest where Homer can barely manage. The man who once out-ate an entire seafood restaurant. Reason #356 why this episode sucks.

    • 2 Anonymous
      30 March 2020 at 10:12 pm

      ??? This episode sucks, but this plot point makes sense. Steak is way harder to digest than seafood. IIRC they said they made it steak for that reason on the commentary. Having Homer eat an entire restaurant of red meat would be crazy lol.

    • 3 Anonymous
      31 March 2020 at 12:14 am

      Homer the everyman > homer le wacky food monster

      • 4 Anonymous
        31 March 2020 at 2:07 pm

        He can be two things.

        He also once purposely gained 61 pounds to go on disability. I’m just saying, an eating contest with a struggling Homer isn’t very funny.

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