Quote of the Day

“Now, why are we doomed to this Quimby quagmire, you ask, oh, reasonable listener? Because this town is under the stranglehold of a few tie-dyed tree-huggers who would rather play hacky sack than lock up the homeless.” – Birch Barlow

Rush Limbaugh died, and while I have read a few appropriately scathing summations, this is the best I’ve seen at explaining his appeal. Birch was cool to the uncoolest people in America, and it was worth tens of millions of dollars per year. 

2 Responses to “Quote of the Day”

  1. 1 Bleeding Gums Murphy
    20 February 2021 at 5:28 am

    Holy shit you’re back!!

  2. 2 cm5675
    20 February 2021 at 6:12 am

    I’m glad you are back. For years I’ve been reading your stuff but this is the first time I comment here.

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