Posts Tagged ‘Boy Scoutz ‘N the Hood


Quote of the Day

“Ugh, I’m taking a bath on this.” – Krusty the Klown
“We tried to tell you, these are unmanned oil rigs.” – Accountant


Quote of the Day

“Oh, they won’t let you have any fun.” – Bart Simpson


Quote of the Day

“You did it, Dad! You saved us! I’m proud you’re my father.” – Bart Simpson
“Go away. Eating.” – Homer Simpson


Quote of the Day

“Mmm, free goo.” – Homer Simpson


Quote of the Day

“Ah, the last peanut, overflowing with the oil and salt of its departed brothers.” – Homer Simpson


Quote of the Day

“How was jerk practice, boy? Did they teach you how to sing to trees and build crappy furniture out of useless wooden logs? Huh? . . . D’oh! Stupid poetic justice!” – Homer Simpson


Quote of the Day

“Argh, here be a fine vessel. The yarghest river goin’ boat there be!” – Captain McAllister
“I’ll take it!” – Homer Simpson
“Argh, I don’t know what I’m doing.” – Captain McAllister


Quote of the Day


“When I say ‘Put your beer on a coaster’, I mean it!” – Moe
“You call that a knife? This is a knife! . . . Whoa, down I go.” – Hans Moleman


Quote of the Day

Boy Scoutz 'N the Hood18

“You’re lucky, you only joined the Junior Campers.  I got a dirty word shaved in the back of my head.” – Milhouse van Houten
“What is it with you kids and that word?  I’m going to shave you bald, young man, until you learn that hair is not a right, it’s a privilege.” – Principal Skinner


Quote of the Day

Boy Scoutz 'N the Hood17

“Homer, I have to go out to pick up something for dinner.” – Marge Simpson
“Steak?” – Homer Simpson
“Money’s too tight for steak.” – Marge Simpson
“Steak?” – Homer Simpson
“Sure, steak.” – Marge Simpson


Reading Digest: Pixels Pixels Edition

Boy Scoutz 'N the Hood16

“Keep cool, Simpson. Be in the game, but not of the game.” – Bart Simpson
“No es bueno!” – Panamanian Strongman

There was one link that dominated the Simpsons internet this week.  Usually when that happens it’s yet another lame publicity stunt or the latest celebrity to do a guest voice.  This time, however, it is truly worthy:

Watch it.  Then watch it again.  It’s so slick and professional that at first I thought it was another one that Zombie Simpsons had commissioned.  Nope.  Just some guys who have serious skills and love the show.  Excellent.  Bravo.  Well done.  Kudos to you, Paul Robertson, Ivan Dixon, and Jeremy Dower!

In other news before we get to the links, this Monday will be the first ever Woo-hoo Simpsons Trivia here in Ann Arbor, Michigan.  If you’ve ever been to one of the ones in Toronto, New York, Chicago or elsewhere, this’ll be pretty much the same.  I even went to the trouble of hacking together this little flyer:


My apologies to everyone who gets tired of me flogging this on Twitter all weekend, but I would vastly prefer not to be the only one who shows up.  There will not be free balloons for everyone who enters, but we do have prizes for first, second and third place.

In actual links this week, we’ve got a couple of arcade games, Al Jean accidentally endorsing the idea that Zombie Simpsons sucks, lots of .gifs, frivolous lawsuits, and fan made Homers in the mediums of snow and banana.


13 Things You Never Noticed About ‘The Simpsons’ Pilot Episode Because A Lot Has Changed In 25 Years – My guess is that most of you have noticed these things, but there are some very good .gifs here, and it’s always nice to see Season 1 get some love.  (via @dailysimpsons)

Macedonia man builds winter wonderland – He’s got an Xtapolapocetl sized Homer snow head in his front yard.  Bravo.

Bart The Daredevil – Noah takes a look at Homer falling down the cliff, and I agree completely:

This Gorge-jumping scene with Homer is truly the start of the Homer pain gags we’d see often, especially post-season 9. However, here it’s done in a different manner than the latter-season beatings. In this episode, the Homer beating may be brutal, but it’s fairly quick, isn’t overly graphic, and doesn’t involve him screaming for the entire time. Now, we have seen post-classic-era beatings that have been relatively funny, however I feel that this is truly the “right” way, if I may call it that, to beat the living hell out of Homer Simpson.

And he doesn’t bounce right back, he ends up in traction next to Lance Murdock.

The Jazz Hole – A very early look at a Lisa poster they’re apparently releasing next month and that will also be at Comic Con this summer.  You can’t quite see the whole thing, but it looks great.

the wit and wisdom of homer j. simpson – A collection of quotes without even a hint of Zombie Simpsons.

Stephan Brusche transforms bananas into icons and famous artworks – Yes, this man turned a banana into Homer Simpson.  He will be our new god.

Eddie Huang Rates the Best (and Worst) Coming-of-Age TV Shows of All Time – Publicity interviews are usually a complete waste of time, but occasionally you get a gem:

Okay, let’s go a little more recent: Bart Simpson.
I love Bart, man. One of my first CDs was that Simpsons soundtrack with Bart doing the Bartman. Bart was fucking a downtown New York cartoon character.

I don’t think he’s aged well, though.
He got that Asian dolphin skin. And hey: The Simpsons might be the first Asian-American family on television.

Because they’re yellow?
They are!

That’s fucked up, Eddie.
My last name means yellow.

10 Favorite Arcade Games – A little arcade nostalgia, with the Simpsons game coming in at #4.

Game NOT Over: Pasadena couple resurrects Monster Bash, other retro arcade games – And speaking of the arcade game:

The frustrating difficulty of these games might be their biggest charm. Guenther recalls a group of patrons gathered around The Simpsons Arcade Game on opening night, “They finally beat it just at the end as we were closing down, and I’ve never seen the closing credits on that machine.”

The Simpsons: Road Rage (2001) – A harsh review of an old game.

8 People Who Tried To Sue The Simpsons – This is one page per entry click whoring, but it’s at least got some novel information.  I’d only heard about a couple of these.

Harley visits Springfield – A well done photo of a tiny plastic Bart in a tiny plastic Simpsons living room getting visited by a tiny plastic Harley Quinn.

Lisa it’s your birthday – The “Lisa It’s Your Birthday” song works for anyone so long as their first name has two syllables.  There’s no way not to think about it.

Look of the week – Hey, hey, hey, there’s nothing “tacky” about Simpsons socks!  Oh, wait, yes there is.

A.C.T. Partners with San Francisco Institutions for MR. BURNS, A POST-ELECTRIC PLAY Events – Not only is the play headed west, it’s getting a pretty awesome guest:

Following the 2 p.m. matinee on Saturday, March 7, Emmy Award winner and former head writer of The Simpsons, Jon Vitti, will participate in a postshow symposium with Carey Perloff. Vitti has written 25 episodes of The Simpsons, including the “Cape Feare” episode.

TV’s top entrepreneurs: Homer Simpson as Mr. Plow – Homer Simpson, businessman, evaluated.

HIGH FIVE! Homer Simpson’s Parenting Quotes – There’s some good quotes here, and there’s a great YouTube video of Homer getting hurt that’s all non-Zombie Simpsons.

New trending GIF tagged the simpsons pixel art… – Part of that awesome pixelated opening.

New trending GIF tagged the simpsons super bowl… – This mashup of “I Love Lisa” and Richard Sherman’s reaction to the interception that won the Super Bowl was making the rounds this week, for obvious reasons.

New trending GIF tagged the simpsons angry snow… – Brockman cursing the storm that never happened.

Deals of the Week: $30 DualShock 4, Seasons of The Simpsons, $36 Xbox Live – And finally, Al Jean tweeted out this link:


Where it says:

A few Simpsons Seasons Are Suddenly Cheap

We’re talking good seasons too. Season 4season 5, and season 6 are all just $10. Our best Simpsons episodes list makes a nice buying guide.

Heh.  (That list of best episodes also has no Zombie Simpsons.)


Quote of the Day


“Okay, kids, now I’m gonna teach ya how to trap wild animals.  But this should only be used in a life or death situation.” – Ned Flanders
“Ooh, floor pie.” – Homer Simpson


Compare & Contrast: Bonding at Sea

Boy Scoutz 'N the Hood15

“Dad, I know I’ve been a little hard on you the last couple of days, but if I had the strength to lift my arms, I’d give you a hug.” – Bart Simpson

As is often the case with Zombie Simpsons episodes, it’s easiest to understand the many, many horrible problems of “The Wreck of the Relationship” by looking at a single moment and pulling all the loose threads that dangle from it.  And, since Zombie Simpsons literally always repeats The Simpsons, we can also see how the exact same thing was done vastly better many years ago.  The screamingly obvious choice is Homer and Bart’s reconciliation out at sea, something handled much faster and funnier back in Season 5’s “Boy Scoutz ‘N the Hood”.

Before getting to that shared moment, however, take a minute to consider just what it is that Bart and Homer are fighting over in each episode.  In Season 5, Bart joins the Junior Campers in the midst of a squishy bender.  He tries to bail, but is sucked in by his desire to play with knives, and then stays because of all the cool skills he acquires (“ooh, floor pie”).  He doesn’t want Homer on the rafting trip because he knows (quite correctly, as we see) that Homer would be an unmitigated disaster and a total embarrassment.  There’s a complex and dysfunctional relationship at work, with Bart trying to escape Homer.

Boy Scoutz 'N the Hood13

Bart knows his father well.  

In Season 26, Homer and Bart get into a spat over whether or not Bart will eat a piece of broccoli.  Then they argue about it for days.  Then they get mysteriously kidnapped.  And then, after all that time spent doing so very, very little, we see something similar to what happens in “Boy Scoutz ‘N the Hood”: Bart starts learning new skills and actually likes it.  The closest Zombie Simpsons can come to showing us this is a montage followed by one of their trademark expository conversations,* but for the briefest of moments there’s something akin to a real character moment.

*(Sample dialogue: “You’re enjoying this, aren’t you?/So what if I am?”, “You’re my son and you will hate what I hate.”, “I like being a sailor.”)

The problem (well, one of them) is that this lasts approximately five seconds before Homer and Bart revert to what they were doing before.  The twist, if it can even be called that, is that now Homer is the one being disobedient since Bart is now (for whatever reason) an officer.  And just like that we’re back to one note scenes that repeat the same argument over and over again.  If this was studded with killer jokes, that’d be one thing, but it’s mostly people dancing around, an octopus jumping on Homer for some reason, and other one off nonsense.  And that’s before the ending, but we’ll get to that in a moment.


This is the promo picture they released.   It’s a static image and it still overstates what actually goes on.

Back in the halcyon land of Season 5, not only do we actually get to see Bart both learn and apply the new talents that make him love the Junior Campers, but the rafting trip they go on actually follows from what we’ve seen instead of involving a bunch of kidnappers breaking into the house.  The trip itself is Homer at his unthinkingly destructive best.  He’s the one who loses the map, sending them down the wrong fork in the river.  He’s the one who confidently asserts that the current will take them back to land, getting them stranded.  He’s the one who botches the flare gun firin’, loses the last cheese doodle without tying off his fishing line, and even gets the raft punctured.  None of it is malicious or willful, he’s just being his inadvertently catastrophic self.

We can laugh at all these things because the show itself never insults our intelligence by pretending that there’s any real danger.  Mixed in with all of that are dolphins taunting them about their forthcoming demise, the police calling off the search because their boat doesn’t have beer and cold cuts, and, the savior of the day, a Krusty Burger on an unmanned oil rig.  All of these are perfectly absurd, but they aren’t random flights of fancy or weird one off gags, they’re natural extensions of the show’s reality.  In Springfield, the police really are that incompetent and selfish, the animals tend to be very smart, and Krusty is exactly the kind of autocratic buffoon who would open a burger joint where there’s no one to buy any burgers (and over the objections of his employees, no less).

Boy Scoutz 'N the Hood14

Ugh. He’s taking a bath on this.

By contrast, the crap at the end of “Wreck of the Relationship” is a grab bag of “huh?” moments and weird tangents.  The captain suddenly becomes a juggling drunk.  A net full of “therapy bears” we hadn’t seen before takes out the radio we also hadn’t seen before.  Even the storm itself descends out of nowhere.


Homer goes overboard for the third time, then comes right back. This is their climactic ending.

Everyone gets suddenly panicked and scared, except for Homer who becomes instantly sober and decides that he’s going to lower the anchor (huh?) until Bart magically produces a piece of broccoli that convinces him to abandon the plan.  I suppose it’s nice that they’re at least trying to tie the story together (Jebus knows they often don’t bother), but they’ve constructed such a one-note conflict that the end is almost written for them.  Homer and Bart spend most of the episode basically yelling the same thing at each other over and over, so when it comes time to patch things up, the only move they’ve left themselves with is to have both of them just reverse their positions from earlier.

The ending of “Boy Scoutz ‘N the Hood” both fits their characters better and has enough room in its story to let Bart and Homer reconcile without black and white declarations of respect and admiration.  Not only do we see Homer and Bart in far more extreme circumstances (without the useless drama), but Homer has a reason to produce his little item.  (He stole it from that Borgnine guy.)

Even better, Bart and Homer don’t have to have a manufactured moment of out-of-character respect for one another.  They think they’re going to die and then, at long last, Homer finally proves himself useful by sniffing out the Krusty Burger (which he initially calls “the foul stench of death”, one of those jokes you don’t even notice until a subsequent viewing).  When they do get to Krusty Burger, Bart admits he’s proud of Homer for saving them, but is brushed off because Homer is eating, which Bart promptly begins to do as well.

“The Wreck of the Relationship” has father-son reconciliation that’s dumb, nearly joke free, nonsensical, requires Bart to pull a piece of broccoli out of nowhere, and seems to indicate that Homer and Bart now respect each other, even though that’s anathema to their entire relationship.  “Boy Scoutz ‘N the Hood” has a reconciliation that’s bursting with gags, perfectly fits both the story and the characters (including leaving them in their default antagonism), and doesn’t rely on magic broccoli.  When Homer brings out Borgnine’s knife, it’s a joke (two, actually, after the cutaway to Borgnine himself), it makes sense, and it calls back to something Bart had wanted all along.  It’s the opposite of schmaltz, and it certainly doesn’t need Marge showing up at the end to ask them how they both feel.


Quote of the Day

Boy Scoutz 'N the Hood12

“You see anything yet?” – Chief Wiggum
“Nothing, captain.  Somebody took all the beer and cold cuts.” – Lou
“That’s it.  I’m not even casting off until we go to the store.” – Chief Wiggum


Quote of the Day

Boy Scoutz 'N the Hood11

“Look, Homer won’t want to go, so just ask him and he’ll say no.  Then it’ll be his fault.” – Bart Simpson
“I don’t want to go, so if he asks me to go I’ll just say yes.” – Homer Simpson
“Wait!  Are you sure that’s how this sort of thing works?” – Homer’s Brain
“Shut up, brain, or I’ll stab you with a Q-tip.” – Homer Simpson
“Dad, I really want you to come on this trip with me.” – Bart Simpson
“Bart, I’d be delighted to go on your trip with you.” – Homer Simpson
“D’oh!” – Homer and Bart Simpson

Happy 20th anniversary to “Boy Scoutz ‘N the Hood”!  Original airdate 18 November 1993.


Quote of the Day


“Oh, what does it matter?  We’re doomed.” – Homer Simpson
“Wrong, we’re saved!  Seagulls always stay near land.  They only go out to sea to die.” – Ned Flanders
“Woo-hoo!  See that boy?  Your old man was right, not Flanders!  We are doomed!  In your face, Flanders!” – Homer Simpson


Quote of the Day

Boy Scoutz 'N the Hood10

“Finally a little quiet time to read some of my old favorites.  Honey roasted peanuts: ingredients: salt, artificial honey roasting agents, pressed peanut sweepings . . . mmmm.” – Homer Simpson


Quote of the Day

Boy Scoutz 'N the Hood9

“I keep telling you, lady, your husband and son have to be missing for a week before we can start searching.  I’d like to help sooner, I would, but we’re very, very busy down here.  Yeesh.  King me.” –Chief Wiggum


Quote of the Day

Boy Scoutz 'N the Hood8

“Lousy piece of junk!” – Homer Simpson
“Hey, I got that for my birthday!” – Todd Flanders
“Now I have to face stupid reality again.” – Homer Simpson


Reading Digest: Unasked Replacement Edition

Boy Scoutz 'N the Hood7

“Aw, c’mon kid, quit cryin’, it’ll be fun.  I promise!” – Ernest Borgnine

This week’s Reading Digest contains at least two important concepts.  The first is that Ernest Borgnine was fucking awesome and beloved by all the peoples of the world.  We’ve got a lot of links to Borgnine memorials below (and a couple of them are chalk full of cool videos).  The second is that things can always get worse, as demonstrated by today’s final link.  In addition to those, we have a bunch of awesome fan made artwork this week, including a partial skateboard, an oil painting, and a drawing of the Simpson clan as characters from Watchmen.  There’s also two links to Batman stuff, someone who thinks Matt Selman can actually write, a 7-11 YouTube video, and a Briton who likes American theme parks.


Semi-original news anybody! – Smooth Charlie’s Link of the Week is a new blog from an old friend.  Gran2/generalsherman67 has begun watching all the Futurama episodes.  He’s following the Me Blog Write Good template and writing reviews followed by highlights (or lowlights).  He’s about halfway through Season 1 so far, and it’s very much on par with Mike Amato’s thorough Simpsons reviews.  (Personally, I tend to skip the synopsis and read the bullet points.  I’ve seen the old episodes, of both The Simpsons and Futurama, so many times that my eyes tend to glaze at reading another rendition of stories I know by heart, but the opinionated observations are always worth reading.)  Good luck!

The Simpsons: What Matt Selman’s Potential Takeover as Showrunner Could Mean – I disagree with pretty much all of this for two basic reasons.  First, it attributes way too much credit/blame to the showrunner.  Second, the episodes Selman produced this year were just awful, see here, and here, and here.  (via)

To prove he was the only God, Caligula had all the pilots killed and still made the people take their flights – Wow, check out the Mr. Burns head in the upper left of this oil painting.  There’s a zoomed in view if you scroll down.  He looks appropriately malevolent, twisted and powerful.

I’m Cold and there are Wolves after Me PAGE 1 – Awesome fan made drawing featuring one of Grampa’s most pathetic quotes.  Bravo.

Detention in the ’90s – A (borderline) professionally inked school desk with about two dozen 1990s cartoon characters expertly drawn on it.  That’s a lot of detention, methinks someone was a rogue hall monitor. 

Quotes -Homer Simpson – This link has a ton of well formatting Homer quotes, and while I don’t have any personal experience with how Pinterest works, if it spreads the word about hitting referees with whiskey bottles, then all is well.

The Simpsons Art – A Tumblr site dedicated to art on the show.  I didn’t see any Zombie Simpsons, and there are some neat juxtapositions.  I never noticed that Salvador Dali painting in the background of “Homer the Vigilante” before. 

Monetary policy isn’t helping ‘The Simpsons’ – The president of the Dallas Fed said this:

“We’re not helping, as I put it, the Homers and the Marges,” Fisher continued in a session moderated by CNBC’s Maria Bartiromo. “We’re helping the Mr. Burnses.”

But what about the Flanderseses?

Who Watches The Simpsons? – Cool fan made drawing of the family as characters from Watchmen.  Maggie as Rorschach is a nice touch. 

The Dark Knight Rises – the Simpsons by ~MOROTEO56 on deviantART – Batman and Bain both get Simpsonized.  (via)

A 10 Word Tribute to Ernest Borgnine – For me he’ll always be the wise cracking Russian in Ice Station Zebra, Dominic Santini in Airwolf, or possibly the narrator in that weird Merlin movie on Mystery Science Theater 3000.  Damn, Borgnine was in a lot of stuff.

12 True Stories About Guest Stars On ‘The Simpsons’ – Inspired by Borgnine, here’s a slideshow of tidbits taken from Wikipedia.  Except for that awful episode with ‘Nsync, there isn’t any Zombie Simpsons.

Ernest Borgnine: Remembering the legendary actor’s best roles – Lots of YouTube here, including Borgnine’s introduction of himself in “Boy Scoutz ‘N the Hood”.

R.I.P. Ernest Borgnine (1917-2012) – Another video heavy Borgnine tribute includes the whole episode and this excellent usage:

"Hiya! I’m sure you kids know me best as Sergeant Fatso Judson in ‘From Here to Eternity,’ " Ernest Borgnine once quipped on a memorable guest turn on "The Simpsons." But he was that and so much more.

How The Simpsons Disproves Everything I Believe About Economics – There isn’t much here, just some guy complaining that old episodes of The Simpsons aren’t available on-line, but he writes for Forbes not Maxim, so it’s mostly a money complaint rather than an availability complaint.

Baseball All-Star Game Preview for Non-Fans – Using “Homer at the Bat” to explain baseball’s All-Star game.

This just in: SHIRTS! – Cool image of a character that I’m sure is legally distinct from both Ralph Wiggum and a Wookiee.

Homeroom is 101 – Cool fan made painting of Lisa on part of a broken skateboard.  Well done.

Fantasy Floorplan™ for The Simpsons/Residence of Marge & Homer Simpson – $36 seems a little steep, but for that price you can own detailed floor plans of the Simpson home.  (via)

Matt Groening and David Silverman Talk About the Birth of ‘The Simpsons’ – This is a writeup of a panel discussion Groening and Silverman did back in 1992.  Unfortunately, it’s just the writeup, no video.

Photo a Day: July 1st-7th – Austere picture of a Duff bottle in Germany.  I’ll bet the German courts would never order two million dollars worth of it destroyed like that Australian one did.

Whose hair is this? – Pretty sure I’ve linked these before, but they’re minimalist outlines of famous haircuts, including Marge, and they are wonderful. 

What TV, Movies, and Video Games Taught Me – Heh:

I wasn’t allowed to watch “The Simpsons” because according to my mom, “The Simpsons” were “insoportable y malcriados.”  For those of you who don’t understand Spanish, she’s saying they were annoying and incredibly rude.

Top 5 best sitcoms – A brand new blog starts out with a list on which the show comes in a measly fifth out of five.  I blame Zombie Simpsons.

Created by Matt Groaning – Not sure what country it’s from, but it’s a none too subtle knockoff called “Los Stivenson”.

STEP ONE – Man, I’d forgotten about “dick in a box”.  Heh.

Excellent…. Official Simpsons and Family Guy USB Flash Drives – These actually don’t look too subpar, and $15 for an 8GB flash drive isn’t hideous. 

Florida – Okay, Fourth of July was last week, but, suck it Britain:

5. Last but not least, The Simpsons Ride.  First ride we went on in Orlando and the first of many motion simulators.  My experience up to this point had been in British-equivalent simulators where you’re meant to feel like you’re in a Red Arrow aeroplane.  US simulators take this concept so much further and shit on any simulator you’ll ever ride in a British theme park.  The effects blew my mind & this ride was only beaten by Spider-Man by virtue of SM being 4D.

America, fuck yeah.

The real icon of America – Discussing 7-11 inevitably leads to discussing the Kwik-E-Mart.  That leads to a YouTube video I don’t think I’ve ever seen before of one of those 7-11s that got a Simpsons makeover for the movie:

The lack of Zombie Simpsons on the soundtrack is appreciated.

The Simpsons will end in 2014 hints Mr Burns actor Harry Shearer – This came up on Twitter yesterday, but it’s just your typically desperate tabloid headline.  Shearer neither said not hinted at any such thing (said so himself). 

The Dark Knight Rises Character Posters – I have a feeling the amount of Batman stuff in my inbox is only going to increase next week.  I did chuckle at this.

Spinoff! – And finally, I get to end with someone who agrees with us (though in this case it’s because I’m astroturfing):

Welcome to The Ann Arbor Review of Books (beta).  This site is a spinoff of the Dead Homer Society, a website two friends and I started as a way to help distinguish The Simpsons, one of the finest and most popular cultural institutions of our time, from Zombie Simpsons, the merchandising fueled franchise that is immune to widespread criticism about declining quality because it generates more than a billion ($1,000,000,000) dollars per year.  The Ann Arbor Review of Books aims to take that kind of criticism (skeptical, reality based, easily ignored) and apply it to modern commercial media generally.

The Simpsons is beautiful, funny and profound; Zombie Simpsons is ugly, boring and disposable.  Those two ideas are, more or less, the entire point of this site.  The linked post is the beginning of my pitiful (and like to fail) attempt at broadening that concept.  I don’t know how many of this site’s readers will be interested in Dead Homer Society-style critiques of things other than Zombie Simpsons, but this is your chance to find out (though I do plan to continue inserting my radical right wing messages into every post).  My review of The Longest Daycare (and Ice Age 4) will post there at 4pm Eastern (US) today.


deadhomersociety (at) gmail

Run a Simpsons site or Twitter account? Let us know!

Twitter Updates

The Mob Has Spoken

Fuck the duck until… on Hey, Everybody! Zombie Simpson…
Big John's Breakfast… on Hey, Everybody! Zombie Simpson…
Relatives Dude on Hey, Everybody! Zombie Simpson…
Mr Incognito on Hey, Everybody! Zombie Simpson…
Zombie Sweatpants on Hey, Everybody! Zombie Simpson…
Bleeding Unprofitabl… on Hey, Everybody! Zombie Simpson…
Red sus on Quote of the Day
Rick on Quote of the Day
cm5675 on Quote of the Day
Bleeding Gums Murphy on Quote of the Day

Subscribe to Our Newsletter


Useful Legal Tidbit

Even though it’s obvious to anyone with a functional frontal lobe and a shred of morality, we feel the need to include this disclaimer. This website (which openly advocates for the cancellation of a beloved television series) is in no way, shape or form affiliated with the FOX Network, the News Corporation, subsidiaries thereof, or any of Rupert Murdoch’s wives or children. “The Simpsons” is (unfortunately) the intellectual property of FOX. We and our crack team of one (1) lawyer believe that everything on this site falls under the definition of Fair Use and is protected by the First Amendment to the United States Constitution. No revenue is generated from this endeavor; we’re here because we love “The Simpsons”. And besides, you can’t like, own a potato, man, it’s one of Mother Earth’s creatures.

%d bloggers like this: