“Grampa, why don’t you tell us a story. You’ve led an interesting life.” – Bart Simpson
“That’s a lie and you know it! But I have seen a lot of movies . . . ” – Abe “Grampa” Simpson
Happy Birthday Dan Castellaneta!
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29
Oct
19
Quote of the Day
29
Oct
17
Bonus Quote of the Day
“What I’d like to say is: we’re still looking for the real killers. Anyway, in conclusion, a man cannot be forced to testify against his wife.” – Homer Simpson
“Stop winking!” – Marge Simpson
Happy Birthday Dan Castellaneta!
29
Oct
15
Quote of the Day
“What’s going on here? I’m so bulgy. My stomach sticks way out in front and my- ahhhh!” – Homer Simpson
Happy 20th Anniversary to “Treehouse of Horror VI”! Original airdate 29 October 1995.
And happy birthday to the one, the only Dan Castellaneta!
29
Oct
14
Quote of the Day
“Homer, just give him the donut! Once he has it, that will be the end of all this horror.” – Marge Simpson
“Well, okay. If it’ll end horror. . . . Don’t you ever get tired of being wrong all the time?” – Homer Simpson
“Sometimes.” – Marge Simpson
Happy birthday Dan Castellaneta!
29
Oct
13
Quote of the Day
“Homer, where did you get that?” – Marge Simpson
“Get what?” – Homer Simpson
“That giant donut.” – Marge Simpson
“Well, I acquired it legally. You can be sure of that.” – Homer Simpson
Happy birthday Dan Castellaneta!
29
Oct
12
Bonus Quote of the Day
“Homer, what’s wrong?” – Marge Simpson
“That doll tried to kill me.” – Homer Simpson
“I’d say that the pressure’s finally gotten to Dad, but, what pressure?” – Bart Simpson
Happy birthday Dan Castellaneta!
29
Oct
11
Quote of the Day
“Come family, sit in the snow with Daddy and let us all bask in television’s warm, glowing warming glow.” – Homer Simpson
Happy birthday Dan Castellaneta!
29
Oct
10
Quote of the Day
“I’ve gone back to the time when dinosaurs weren’t just confined to zoos!” – Homer Simpson
Happy birthday Dan Castellaneta!
This has been kicking around on-line for a couple of weeks now but I’ve been studiously ignoring it because I don’t care. That said, it probably doesn’t deserve a mention. Dan Castellaneta is going to be making a guest appearance on an upcoming episode of Desperate Housewives. He’s playing a pilot. This now concludes the most thought or effort I have ever put into Desperate Housewives. Thank you.
29
Oct
09
Quote of the Day
Happy birthday Dan Castellaneta!
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