Quote of the Day

“Officer, arrest the baby.” – C.M. Burns
“Yeah, right, pops, no jury in the world’s gonna convict a baby. . . . maybe Texas.” – Chief Wiggum

Happy Birthday Greg Daniels!

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“Well, look at the bright side, Moe: you still got us.” – Barney Gumble
“Yeah. You know, that actually makes me a little better.” – Moe
“Why? That was the problem in the first place. You were going broke because we were your only customers. Wasn’t that the problem in the first place? That you were going broke? Moe? Moe? Hey, Moe! Oh, you’re thinking about all the money you blew, aren’t you? What was it, fifty? Sixty thousand dollars? . . . Moe? Look, maybe it would help if we went over all the mistakes you made from the beginning. . . . Moe?” – Homer Simpson
“What!?” – Moe
“Lemme get a pad.” – Homer Simpson

Happy birthday, Greg Daniels! 

Quote of the Day

“There she is, the world’s first convenience store!” – Apu Nahasapeemapetilon
“This isn’t very convenient.” – Homer Simpson
“Must you dump on everything we do?” – Apu Nahasapeemapetilon

Happy birthday Greg Daniels! 

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“We drove two-thousand miles for this?” – Hank Hill

Happy birthday Greg Daniels!  

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“Let’s cut to that line.” – Apu Nahasapeemapetilon
“But that’s the longest.” – Marge Simpson
“Yes, but look: all pathetic single men.  Only cash, no chitchat.” – Apu Nahasapeemapetilon

Happy birthday Greg Daniels! 

Quote of the Day

“I think I’ll write your performance evaluation now, Simpson.” – Mr. Milhouse

Happy birthday Greg Daniels!

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“What is your area of expertise?” – Adult Education Annex Administrator
“Well, I can tell the difference between butter and I Can’t Believe It’s Not Butter.” – Homer Simpson
“No you can’t, Mr. Simpson, no one can!” – Adult Education Annex Administrator

Happy birthday Greg Daniels!