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Makeup Birthday Quote of the Day

“Ah, not a bear in sight. The Bear Patrol must be working like a charm.” – Homer Simpson
“That’s specious reasoning, Dad.” – Lisa Simpson
“Thank you, honey.” – Homer Simpson
“By your logic, I could claim that this rock keeps tigers away.” – Lisa Simpson
“Oh. How does it work?” – Homer Simpson
“It doesn’t work.” – Lisa Simpson
“Uh-huh.” – Homer Simpson
“It’s just a stupid rock.” – Lisa Simpson
“Uh-huh.” – Homer Simpson
“But I don’t see any tigers around here, do you?” – Lisa Simpson
“Lisa, I want to buy your rock.” – Homer Simpson

Happy (one day belated) birthday, Josh Weinstein!


Quote of the Day

“Yeah, hi, I got a special delivery for Homer Simpson.” – Hired Goon
“That’s me!” – Bart Simpson
“Don’t write no more letters to Mr. Sinatra.” – Hired Goon

Happy (one week belated) birthday to Josh Weinstein! 


Quote of the Day


“A non-profit organization with oil? I won’t allow it! An oil well doesn’t belong in the hands of Betsy Bleedingheart and Maynard G. Muskievote!” – C.M. Burns

Happy birthday Josh Weinstein! 


Quote of the Day

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“Good evening, young man, my name is Charles Norwood.  Furthermore to this beer, I would also like three of your finest, cheapest cigars.  Here’s my ID, which confirms my adultivity.” – Kearney

Happy birthday Josh Weinstein! 


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