Posts Tagged ‘Lisa Gets an “A”


Quote of the Day

“Gavin, honey, help mommy pick a cereal. How ’bout Alph-Alphabits.” – Divorcee
“Those suck! I hate this store!” – Gavin
“But, sweetheart, mommy-” – Divorcee
“I hate you, too! I want to live with one of my dads!” – Gavin


Quote of the Day

“Now, let’s talk rust-proofing. These Colecos’ll rust up on you like that . . . shut up, Gil, close the deal! Close the deal!” – Gil


Quote of the Day

“Hi, Lisa. Hi, Supernintendo Chalmers.” – Ralph Wiggum

Sorry for the very late quote. I was traveling on the day before Thanksgiving. 


Quote of the Day

“Good Lord, what a dump. It’s not surprising this school was once classified the most dilapidated in all of Missouri. That’s why it was shut down and moved here, brick by brick.” – Superintendent Chalmers


Quote of the Day

Lisa Gets an A11

“You know, I run a small academy for lobsters like this one.  We stress tough love, daily chores, and the like.” – Captain McAllister
“No!  We’re not sending the lobster away to some snobby boarding school.” – Marge Simpson
“Yargh, I understand.  It’s hard to let go.  Tell me this, then:, do you have any spare change?” – Captain McAllister


Quote of the Day

Lisa Gets an A10

“Bart, shouldn’t you be in class?” – Lisa Simpson
“I am.  It’s a little something I whipped up in shop, mostly latex.” – Bart Simpson


Quote of the Day

Lisa Gets an A9

“Aw, cheer up, Lis.  You got a good grade without even reading the book.  That’s win-win.” – Bart Simpson
“Can’t you see the difference between earning something honestly and getting it by fraud?” – Lisa Simpson
“Hmm, I suppose, maybe . . . if, uh . . . no.  No, sorry, I thought I had it there.” – Bart Simpson


Quote of the Day

Lisa Gets an A8

“Ah, this is my kind of aisle: soy substitutes, whiz-less cheese,. . . oven roasted cud!” – Lisa Simpson
“It’s packed in its own drool.” – Squeaky Voiced Teen


Quote of the Day

Lisa Gets an A7

“Those are eight dollars a pound, sport.” – Eatie Gourmet’s Lobster Guy
“Eight dollars a pound times, say, oh, five pounds is um . . . let’s see . . . how many pounds in a gallon?” – Homer Simpson


Quote of the Day

Lisa Gets an A6

“We can buy real periodic tables instead of these promotional ones from Oscar Mayer.” – Principal Skinner
“Now, who can tell me the atomic weight of baloneyium?” – Mrs. Krabappel
“Ooh, delicious!” – Martin Prince
“Correct.  I would also accept snacktacular.” – Mrs. Krabappel


Quote of the Day

Lisa Gets an A5

“Mom, can we go Catholic so we can get communion wafers and booze?” – Bart Simpson
“No!  No one’s going Catholic.  Three children is enough, thank you.” – Marge Simpson


Quote of the Day

Lisa Gets an A4

“Oh, sweetie, you look so much better.  Ready to go back to school?” – Marge Simpson
“I don’t know, I mean I could risk it, but-” – Lisa Simpson
“No, no, you just stay put.” – Marge Simpson
“Wow, you didn’t even feel her forehead.  How do I get that kind of credibility?” – Bart Simpson
“With eight years of scrupulous honesty.” – Marge Simpson
“Enh, it’s not worth it.” – Bart Simpson

[Apologies this was late again.  (And how!)  Still have no internet at home and wow does it fuck everything up.]


Quote of the Day

Lisa Gets an A3

“Hey, I can’t go in there!” – Lisa Simpson
“Relax, there’s nothing here you didn’t see when Dad boycotted pants.” – Bart Simpson


Quote of the Day

Lisa Gets an A2

“I graded this morning’s test over lunch, and most of you did quite well.” – Miss Hoover
“I got a B!” – Ralph Wiggum
“No, Ralph, that’s an F.  I must’ve spilled some Kahlua.” – Miss Hoover


Crazy Noises: Lisa Gets an “A”

Lisa Gets an A1

“I know a liquor store where we can cash this right now!” – Principal Skinner

For the third summer in a row, we at the Dead Homer Society are looking to satisfy your off-season longing for substandard commentary on substandard Simpsons.  This summer we’ll be looking at Season 10.  Why Season 10?  Because we’ve already done Seasons 8 and 9 and we can’t put it off any longer.  Prior to Season 10, we watched as the show started falling over, this is when it fell over.  And while the dust wouldn’t settle completely for another season or so, there is no bigger gap in quality than the one between Season 9 and Season 10.  Since we prefer things to remain just as they were in 1995, we’re sticking with this chatroom thing instead of some newer means of communication that we all know just isn’t as good.  This text has been edited for clarity and spelling (especially on “tetherball”).

Today’s episode is 1007, “Lisa Gets an A”, Tomorrow will be 1008, “Homer Simpson in: Kidney Trouble”.

Charlie Sweatpants: Okay, let’s get going before Jon drops again.

I know what I hate, and I don’t hate this, despite its many flaws.

Mad Jon: Are we starting with "Lisa gets an A?"

Charlie Sweatpants: Yes.

Mad Jon: Ah

Charlie Sweatpants: The other one I hate, but we’ll get to that in a minute.

Mad Jon: I think I agree with you

Dave: This is the less shitty of the two.

Mad Jon: I feel it starts poorly, but gets better.

Charlie Sweatpants: The scene in the grocery store isn’t the best.

They run the toothpick joke into the ground and there’s far too much Jerkass Homer, but I do have a soft spot for Gavin and his terrible mother.

Mad Jon: Meh, he reminds me of the one bad episode.

Charlie Sweatpants: True, but I always thought he was one of the bright spots.

Dave: He is brief and fleeting. Which is good.

Mad Jon: Also the church scene is along the same lines as far as jokes running too long.

Dave: There was a real opportunity there to run a gag for 2.5 minutes.

Charlie Sweatpants: Definitely, Lovejoy’s "May we burn in painful and foul smelling fire forever and ever" is funny, and then it continues.

This entire episode suffers from what can be modestly described as poor pacing.

Lisa cheats out of desperation, feels guilty, tries to turn herself in, and has the school authorities be less scrupulous than she is I like all over.

Mad Jon: I am not understanding

Charlie Sweatpants: The problem arises in the way too many things get dragged out and in between that is improbable crap.

I get that Lisa would cheat, her dream of Harvard denied is classic her, I get that she would want to turn herself in, I further get that Chalmers and Skinner are far less honest than she is.

Mad Jon: I am with you so far…

Dave: As am I

Charlie Sweatpants: The problem is the way they have to keep patching holes they created themselves. Otto impersonating the comptroller, Bart just happening to be out of class to steer Lisa to Nelson, the whole "A+++" thing on a minor little test becoming super important.

The giant ceremony is the culmination of it, where they take something that doesn’t quite make sense, and turn it into a major plot point.

Mad Jon: Ok.

Dave: So it feels hollow to you then, despite some good gags and normal character trends?

Charlie Sweatpants: What I’m trying to get at is that they had a rational and relatively calm story to work with, and they turned it up to 11 for no real reason in a lot of places.

Mad Jon: I can see that. A lot of those types of transitions would have been unnoticeable a few years ago. Instead of trying to make a joke everywhere, and sometimes getting too crazy, they just would have kept going.

But that being said, there were plenty of good things at which to chuckle.

Charlie Sweatpants: Agreed. Like I said, I don’t hate this episode, I just think you can see their give-a-shit level falling in it. The little sequence where Chalmers shows Lisa how bad the school is, the cinderblock tetherball, the Oscar Meyer periodic table, and, of course, Super Nintendo Chalmers, are all great.

Mad Jon: Yep, it’s the little things. The employees must wash hands sign in Nelson’s stall, Captain McAllister asking for change at the last second, planning on taking the 250K check to a liquor store. All good.

Charlie Sweatpants: Exactly. But there are plenty of dire portents of Zombie Simpsons in Gil just happening to be there. Ditto Willie and Nelson in the bathroom with their funny but lazy exposition.

It feels like they’ve stopped caring about the little things, figuring that the occasional brilliant line will make everyone forget them.

Dave: I routinely forget that this was the episode that gave us Super Nintendo Chalmers.

Which is, in fact, brilliant.

Charlie Sweatpants: Absolutely, the entire B-plot functions the same way (though I think it’s worse than the A). It has a couple of great moments, but to get there you have to overlook a ton of crap.

For example, at the very end when Homer says Pinchy’s in a place with no more pain, and then snapping his neck. That’s good, but the payoff wasn’t worth all that build up.

Mad Jon: Agreed.

There are a few scenes that point to the future of Zombie Simpsons, such as the salt in the fish tank.

Charlie Sweatpants: That was less than good.

Dave: No, to get to that we had to suffer through the fish tank, cartoon Pinchy, realistic Pinchy, and that whole stupid beach scene

Charlie Sweatpants: Homer calling Pinchy a mammal can’t make up for all of it. However, it does bring a quick smile to my face and I kinda like Captain McAllister’s little rant.

Mad Jon: Me too, especially when he ends it by asking for spare change.

Charlie Sweatpants: It suffers from the usual "Hey, there’s one of our characters!" problem that Zombie Simpsons has refined into a television war crime, but his speech is kinda funny.

Mad Jon: That’s going to keep happening.

Charlie Sweatpants: No shit.

I could list some of the other things I like about this one, Hoover spilling booze while grading papers, Bart not being able to differentiate between cheating and honest work, and the fact that the entire thing was over a "basic assistance grant" among them, but I don’t have much more to add in terms of description.

This episode isn’t spectacular, but it’s grounded enough and contains enough good things that I don’t hate it. In fact, I rather like it.

Mad Jon: It is one of the most watchable of this season.

Charlie Sweatpants: Dave, you good with that? If so, we can move on to the renal episode that can’t be expunged with a thousand bladder evacuations.

Dave: Yep, let’s be done.

Charlie Sweatpants: Alright then, let’s flip up the toilet seat.


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