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“Sorry about that guy, they stick all the jerks in Tower 1.” – Tower 2 Guy
“That’s it! I’m coming over there!” – Tower 1 Jerk
“Yeah, why don’t you come over here? I got something for you!” – Tower 2 Guy
“Shut up, the both of yas!” – Other Tower 1 Jerk


Quote of the Day

“We’ll choose the same way they pick the Pope. Everybody reach in and draw a pickled egg. Whoever gets the black egg, stays sober tonight.” – Moe


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“Hey, everybody! I’m Peter Pantsless!” – Homer Simpson


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“How do you find the defendant?” – Kickin’ It Judge
“He’s guilty of mayhem, exposure indecent!” – First Juror
“Freak out behavior, both chronic and recent!” – Second Juror
“Drinking and driving, narcotics possession!” – Jury
“And that’s just page one of his ten page confession.” – Third Juror
“I should put you away where you can’t kill or maim us, but this is L.A., and you’re rich and famous!” – Kickin’ It Judge

Happy 20th Anniversary to “The City of New York vs. Homer Simpson”


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“Homer, I don’t want you driving around in a car you built yourself.” – Marge Simpson
“Marge, you can stand there finding fault, or you can knit me some seatbelts.” – Homer Simpson
“Sorry, sorry.” – Marge Simpson


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“Mom, are those rabbits dead?” – Lisa Simpson
“No. No, Lisa, they’re just sleeping . . . upside down . . . and inside out.” – Marge Simpson


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“Barney!  Where’s my car?” – Homer Simpson
“All I remember about the last two months is giving a guest lecture at Villanova.  Or maybe it was a street corner?” – Barney Gumble


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“Now, remember, criminals prey on small town folk like us.  So, if anyone asks, we’re sophisticated millionaires from the Ozarks.” – Homer Simpson


Behind Us Forever: Waiting for Duffman

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“Hey, it’s Duffman, a guy in a costume who creates awareness of Duff!” – Lenny

I was just getting ready to watch last week’s Zombie Simpsons when news of Sam Simon’s death broke.  I guess Wiggum got a jetpack or something.  This week, however, there was nothing to do but plow through it, as Homer got yet another job, this time as Duffman, and quit drinking at the same time.

– Couch gag wasn’t too bad, right up until Homer’s severed head.  Which was weird.

– This bicycle parade just keeps going.  And it’s filled with that really formulaic “setup-beat-punchline” stuff that is the hallmark of uncreative sitcoms, like Lou telling Wiggum not to go into the donut shop, only to have Wiggum immediately go into the donut shop.

– Hospital sign “Wishing You a Cold, Smooth Recovery” is pretty good.

– Brockman’s little broadcast with the Chinese landing on Mars was brief, at least.

– Homer’s explaining why he wants to be Duffman.  I’ll bet this is not the last time we have this explained to us.

– The “America’s Next Top Whatever” game show thing is going on way too long.  This is almost as bad as that American Idol episode they did.

– At least Homer got stabbed in the eye and is bleeding.  Haven’t seen that in a few minutes.

– Oh, another Game of Thrones opening.  They like these, don’t they?

– Homer’s monologue vow thing is really bad and goes on for the better part of a minute.

– Even the old timey beer commercials are long and boring and expositive.

– That aside with the formula and safe certainly ate some time.  So nice of them to put in an object, have someone ask about it, then drop it completely.

– “Duffman can’t drink”, that got repeated several times.

– Now Marge is expositing while Homer moans and beats himself about the head.

– Did they have to have Flanders stare at the camera like that after the t-shirt cannon thing?  Is this what counts as fan service these days?

– Uh, why were Burns and Smithers at this whatever ceremony in costume?  Oh, right, meaningless filler.  Now I remember.

– Montage.

– And a really drawn out scene about there being lots of executives.  That just kept going.

– And now, Homer’s looking at people through a beer telescope from a blimp.

– We dodged a bullet on that blimp fire.  They actually cut away.

– Now, in an attach of conscious that has been preceeded by nothing except a weird blimp ride, Homer is against beer.

– Homer getting away again and again in a race car only to circle back.  I’m actually surprised they stopped at only three.

– “Now, there’s one way out of your hell, prove you still love beer.  Drink this.”  When they have lines, and whole exchanges like this, you know the ending is a mess.

– Now Homer is back at Moe’s because the episode needed to fill some more time.

– And now we’re revisiting the old Duffman.  Oof, this one must’ve come in even shorter than most.

– Nice little Simon tribute, though.

Anyway, the numbers are in and they remain awful.  Last night, just 3.61 million viewers wondered what job Homer was going to get next.  That’s good for #9 on the all time least watched list.  With (probably) five episodes to go in the season, last year’s record low viewership average of 4.99 million is in real jeopardy.  The current Season 26 average is 5.32 million, and numbers that continue in the 3.60 million range will drop it well below five million by the end of the year.



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“And that’s when the CHUDs came at me.” – Homer Simpson
“Oh, Homer, of course you’ll have a bad impression of New York if you only focus on the pimps and the CHUDs.” – Marge Simpson


Reading Digest: Disastrous Return to New York Edition

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“What a magical city, can we come back next year, Dad?” – Lisa Simpson
“We’ll see, honey.  We’ll see.” – Homer Simpson

I was expecting this to be a short Reading Digest on account of the enormous number of links I’d have to discard that’d be nothing more than “Season 24 starts tonight, mark your calendar”, which isn’t exactly informative.  But I was wrong.  Apparently that New York episode, which I still haven’t seen and which I now have even less desire to watch than I did last week, was just awful.  We’ve got a ton of links to reviews that range from scathing to merely bad, and in the process I also came across a lot of people who agree with us.  There’s even a list of all time terrible episodes.  Well done, internet.

Of course, we’ve also got a bunch of the usual stuff, including interviews with Al Jean, David Mirkin and Harry Shearer, some awesome, awesome fan art, two people who recount their experiences learning about pop culture through The Simpsons, an excellent parody song, and a poem that agrees with us.


Moonshine River or the Simpsons forgets its past (updated) – Smooth Charlie’s Link of the Week is our old friend ilmozart bringing the hammer down:

I know I swore I’d stop watching this. I’m not even hate watching it like I do with Glee. I watch every new episode, knowing how terrible it will be, but in the depths of my despair,  I hold onto hope that one day the show I love will return. And yet, I’m always disappointed.

No more so than with The Simpsons season premiere.

The plot, as always these days, is besides the point. Bart wants to prove that a girl will love him so he tracks down all his past girlfriends to ask them if … and oh my god I’m boring myself as I type this.

The whole thing is strongly recommended:

Much like Homer and the sandwich, how can I be angry at you, Simpsons? You may give me the television watching version of food poisoning, but you are my sandwich and it would seem I’m sticking with you till the bitter end. Mold, fungus, botulism and all.

Mmm, botulism.

88 Lines About 44 Simpsons – ilmozart was just on this week:

I thought I would post this great parody of the Nails’ song 88 Lines about 44 Women. This is by Great Luke Ski and is entitled 88 Lines About 44 Simpsons.


Parting Shot: Artist Nattalia Alonso Gives Pop Culture Characters ‘The Simpsons’ Treatment – Fan made Simpsonizations of everything from Shaun of the Dead and Wu-Tang to Boondocks and Jackson Pollock.  In a lesser week, this would easily be Smooth Charlie’s Link of the Week.  

Moving Target: Harry Shearer on His New Album, The Simpsons, Spinal Tap, Nixon, New Orleans… – A great interview with Shearer about all of those topics.  He artfully dodges a question about Season 24, talks about recording with Michael Jackson, and there’s this, which is both sad and funny:

In terms of the climate of American culture, your current Nixon project, were you surprised that you couldn’t get someone in the United States interested [it airs on the BBC]?

HS: No, I wasn’t surprised; I just assumed it. I didn’t even try. I knew better. I knew that the first thing out of the mouth of an executive who’s purchased the American project, if I chose to do it there, would be, “You know, I understand that he doesn’t like blacks, but does he have to hate Jews too?”


Sunday 25th July 1993 – This is from a new blog where a woman is going through her diary from 1993, when she was ten-years-old.  This is awesome:

Today we never did anything.  We watched Home Alone and then the Simpsons which I don’t get.  We played Hide and Seek then had dinner then had a bath.  I had to go in last.

Better yet, she agrees with us:

I love the innocence in my comments about The Simpsons, the jokes went straight over my head so I wasn’t sure if it was funny and if it wasn’t then I wasn’t sure what the point of it was.  As I got older I appreciated the wit and satire but then it kind of went off the boil and I can’t remember the last time I watched it.

I may need to steal “off the boil”.

Catching up with David Mirkin – This is mostly about Get a Life and television generally, but it’s interesting.  Apparently, and counter-intuitively, Three’s Company was actually tough to write.

Happy soon-to-be 19th Anniversary to Homer’s Barbershop Quartet – This is a brand new blog, and this link has YouTube from exactly the episode you think.  And though the About page does say:

I’m a huge fan of the Simpsons, and unlike most, I still enjoy many of the newer episodes.

That’s no reason not to click.  The perfectly cropped header image alone is worth a look.

Top 10 Cultures I witness on The Simpsons – Everything from India to ABBA makes this list of cultural phenomena.

Please Hire You To Be The Byronic Man? – Our old friend the Byronic Man is going on baby leave and wants a guest blogger to take over for a spell.  Plus, this is one of his application questions:

2. Rate your willingness to insert obscure, virtually random Simpsons quotes into a post, knowing full well that – if it’s a good day – 2 people will get it.

  • A) Not very willing.  I think it’s more respectful remember the interests of the audience.
  • B) The Simpsons?  You mean, like, “Don’t have a cow” and that stuff?
  • C) “Lisa, if you don’t like your job, you don’t quit.  You go in there every day and do it really half-assed!”

Of course, nits must be picked.  Homer actually says, “Lisa, if you don’t like your job, you don’t strike.  You just go in every day and do it really half-assed!”  Congratulations on the kid.

Top Ten Worst Simpson Episodes – Excellent list, nothing before Season 10 and that wretched Lady Gaga episode even made #1.

#48: Radio Bart – After a couple of months hiatus, our old friend Hunter is back to reviewing all of the episodes.  Good to have him back.

Hartnett: 2012 AL MVP Race — Debating Miguel Cabrera Vs. Mike Trout – Freakin’ kid:

During my childhood, I spent a lot of time at the local baseball card store convincing the owner to take the 1960 Topps Carl Yastrzemski rookie card out of the display case.  As a kid, I obviously didn’t have the funds to purchase such an expensive card just like Milhouse in an episode of “The Simpsons.”

Friends that don’t think alike – I do this routinely:

Sometimes my jokes don’t resonate with people. Usually because they either haven’t watched the Simpsons religiously or have the same capacity to remember one liners as a goldfish. Regardless of whether or not they’re a lovely person, having that ‘Simpsons connection’ often means a lot. Throwing out random Simpsons quotes into conversation is often the best way of finding out who I’m going to get along with in a group.

Dropping a relatively obscure Simpsons quote and seeing who laughs is actually how Dave and I became friends.

Let’s Play The Simpsons Hit and Run (PS2) Part 21 – I’ll bet this is your only chance today to watch a YouTube video of someone playing Simpsons Hit and Run for fifteen minutes.

Simpsons Wife – Fan made drawing of someone named “Megan” in a Simpson style.

Showrunners 2012: ‘The Simpsons’ Guru Al Jean – A relatively news-less interview with Jean.  There is this, though:

My proudest accomplishment this year:
Jean: Working on the short, silent Simpsons film The Longest Daycare, which aired before Ice Age: Continental Drift.  Someday I hope to write a two-reeler.

Longest Daycare was pretty good.

Doctor Who Monday: The Angels Take Manhattan…In 10 Words – Damn C.H.U.D.S. 

Animal Practice…In 10 Words – Mr. Screenwriter, this script of yours is nothing but a bunch of Hollywood rhetoric and technical mumbo jumbo!

Revolution (show)…In 10 Words – They fight without juicers, they fight without blenders, they fight without flunjers, capdabblers and smendlers. 

Obama & Romney’s First Debate…In 10 Words – There’s no councilman Les Whinen.

THUNDERBOLTGAMES.COM: The Simpsons: Tapped Out [iOS] – A very positive review of the now not-broken new Simpsons game app.

Lab Safety Gallery of Artwork – Lab safety drawings, plus YouTube of goggles failing.

Springfield Public Library – Simpsons portrayals of libraries.

Art, Entertainment and Fun At gGallery! – An enthusiastic review of that art gallery Gabor Csupo owns.

Ten Deep 10.4.12: Top 10 TV Moms – Marge comes in at #3.

“Moonshine River” – And now, we start the portion of this post that is nothing but negative reviews for Zombie Simpsons and people who agree with us.  Up first, the A.V. Club review of last Sunday’s episode of Zombie Simpsons, which is enjoyably brutal:

As a longtime watcher who quietly erased The Simpsons from my DVR queue several seasons ago, I have three criteria that a new episode can meet to be deemed watchable: Is there a coherent story? Does the e­­pisode make good use of the town of Springfield, one of the greatest mythological communities in all of fiction? And does the episode offer a smart take on some current cultural or political fad? To be clear, a “yes” to just one of these questions would make the 508th or 509th episode worthwhile.

“Moonshine River” doesn’t qualify on any count.

Zombie Simpsons can’t even clear even a single of his three low bars.

Off the Beat: Last Exit to Springfield – This is from the student newspaper at Cal-Berkeley, so it’s someone much too young to have grown up with the show:

After around season 10, the show had a steady decline in quality. As a person who grew up watching the show every day when it was syndicated at 6 p.m., I can attest to the fact that the show eventually lost its charm. I’m sure most people who used to watch the show regularly will agree.

We very much agree.

The Simpsons S24E01 – Even people who like Zombie Simpsons have a hard time getting through it:

Still a boring and predictable episode. I really hope at least 2-3 episodes will deserve the time that I spend on them this season.

But there are two things about this episode. One is the couch gag which the audience can now decide by going on the Simpson site and putting their idea in. I think this is a desperate plea for attention and it’s kind of sad.

It is sad.

The Simpsons, “Moonshine River”: Bart’s Huckleberry Friend – Yet another wonderfully negative review:

No reasonable viewer expects The Simpsons to be as good as it was back in its first decade on the air, but that doesn’t mean we can’t point out when the show turns in a total turkey of an episode like last night’s.

Four one-sentence reviews of ‘The Simpsons,’ ‘Bob’s Burgers,’ ‘Family Guy’ and ‘American Dad’ – Heh:

1. Zooey Deschanel portrays one of Bart’s ex-girlfriends because Zoey Deschanel is not on Fox enough, but cheap guest star appearances are pretty much all that’s left “The Simpsons” after 24 years.


Simpsons Haiku – And finally, I get to end with someone who agrees with us, but this time it’s in verse:

Oh, die! Simpsons, die!
For too long have you suffered,
Dragged down and abused.

Since it’s a haiku, I had to quote the whole thing, so consider clicking on the link and doing one of the WordPress “likes” I see people using, or mention it on Twitter.  That is brilliant and deserves to be recognized.


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“You know, when I was a girl, I always dreamed of being in a Broadway audience.” – Marge Simpson


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“Oh no, Chinese fire drill!  Serious this time!” – Fireworks Guys


Crazy Noises: The City of New York vs. Homer Simpson


Image used under Creative Commons license from Flickr user mrplatts.

“If you do not remedy this malparkage within seventy-two hours, your car will be thrown into the East River at your expense.” – Lisa Simpson

There’s no new Zombie Simpsons until September at the earliest (October? fingers crossed!), so we’re going to spend the summer overthinking Season 9.  Why Season 9?  Because we did Season 8 last summer, and Season 9 was when the show started becoming more Zombie than Simpsons.  Since we’re too lazy to do audio and too ugly to do video, we’ve booked a “chatroom” (ours is right between the one with the sexy seventh graders and the one with the bored federal agents pretending to be sexy seventh graders).  So log on to your dial-up AOL and join us.  This text has been edited for clarity and spelling (especially on “contemptuous”).

I swear to Jebus this one went up earlier today, but it appears to have been eaten by the Internet Monster.  So here’s the replacement post of 901 “The City of New York vs. Homer Simpson”. 

Mad Jon: So, which episode goes first?

Charlie Sweatpants: I’d start in the canyons of Manhattan, but that’s just me.

Mad Jon: Agreed.

Charlie Sweatpants: This episode is, I think, the next step in the devolution of the travel episodes.

Dave: I thought you’d say that.

Charlie Sweatpants: Damn this predictable mind of mine!

Mad Jon: I believe it is a step down for multiple traits

Including travel episodes of course

Charlie Sweatpants: All the funny stuff is New York related: the signs on the subway and in Chinatown, the musical, Homer’s call to the parking bureau.

Mad Jon: The call and the musical are by far my favorite parts

Charlie Sweatpants: Those things are all great, but it’s clearly just them with fresh material to work with.

Well, plus Duffman.

Dave: The musical is really catchy.

Mad Jon: Duffman also good.

Charlie Sweatpants: I love his reluctance to endorse the designated driver program.

  I think of that every time I see a commercial that ends with a half-hearted "drink responsibly".

Dave: I mean, I recognize the episode’s clear push towards the mediocre, but it makes me happy. Mostly because everything about New York in the episode is true.

Mad Jon: That’s what my wife was just saying.

  She hates New York

Dave: And you guys know me, I love NYC.

Mad Jon: You like biowaste flying through your broken windshield and hitting your face?

Dave: There are worse things.

Mad Jon: Or just inside out rabbits?

Dave: The rabbits are delicious.

Mad Jon: They looked delicious.

Charlie Sweatpants: Dave, aren’t you and I agreeing? I mean, the NYC stuff is the best part because it really did give a Simpsons spin to the city, the pizza joints, the people yelling at each other from windows, the gunshots in traffic.

Dave: Yep, I think we’re in the same boat.

Charlie Sweatpants: Even the flash-back montage with "The Entertainer" is great, it’s the Scorsese 70s-80s New York at its best.

Dave: I’m just preemptively fending off what I sense will be the stuff you guys don’t like.

Mad Jon: Well, the things I don’t like are mostly Homer’s fault.

  Not NYC’s

Charlie Sweatpants: What I don’t like is Homer being so damn energetic and paranoid.

  It’s wildly out of character.


  Jon and I are on the same page.

Mad Jon: Things are just ever so slightly moving from the downtrodden father to the dim witted punching bag we will see in a few seasons.

Dave: We all agree.

Charlie Sweatpants: How bland.

Mad Jon: meh

  Overall this is an ok episode, it just happens to not be one of my favorites because I know what’s going to happen in the very near future.

Dave: My point is this: the roots for Homer’s future inanity grow deeper in this episode, yet I can’t entirely fault it.

  Again, we seem to agree.

Charlie Sweatpants: Homer’s attempts to remove the boot are really boring, and they just keep going and going.

  Even once he gets it off it continues.

  And then why the hell does he have to cut off the horse carriage? Why does he ask Marge and the kids to jump?

It’s just very Jerkass Homer.

Mad Jon: Very much so.

  Also I don’t appreciate the having to piss scene

Charlie Sweatpants: There’s another thing that goes on for way too long.

Mad Jon: Which was just after the reaching for pizza with a stick scene

Charlie Sweatpants: Repeat what I said above.

Mad Jon: Homer just would have gone for pizza.

Charlie Sweatpants: Exactly. The episode is shot through with that stuff. I get that Homer should have a bad time while the rest of the clan has a good time, but his hatred of the place and bizarre behavior just ruin it.

Dave: Well, if we agree, why are we arguing?

Mad Jon: I thought we were commiserating.

or maybe kvetching.

Charlie Sweatpants: Powwow?

Mad Jon: "You guys rock!" – Bart

Charlie Sweatpants: The ZZ Top/Orthodox Jew thing was pretty good.

Dave: Maybe a little.

Charlie Sweatpants: Though it also goes to what we were saying earlier about the making fun of New York stuff being the only worthwhile stuff in the episode.

Dave: Yep. It’s genius compared to the episode we’re about to talk about next.

Charlie Sweatpants: And with that I guess it’s time we move on to the next one.


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“Hey, let’s go to the girls college!” – Lenny

‘No, the Playboy Mansion!  Playboy Mansion!” – Carl

“Shutup!  It’s my car, and I say we’re going to the lost City of Gold.” – Homer Simpson

“Oh that’s just drunk talk!  Sweet, beautiful, drunk talk.” – Barney Gumble


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