“I’m sorry, Mr. Homer, but it is the policy of the Kwik-E-Mart, and its parent corporation Nordyne Defense Dynamics, to prosecute shoplifters to the full extent of the law.” – Apu Nahasapeemapetilon
Happy birthday Hank Azaria!
“I’m sorry, Mr. Homer, but it is the policy of the Kwik-E-Mart, and its parent corporation Nordyne Defense Dynamics, to prosecute shoplifters to the full extent of the law.” – Apu Nahasapeemapetilon
Happy birthday Hank Azaria!
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Hey cool, Apu’s wearing a party hat.
he’s gonna put that bitch on ice
Totally unrelated but was just watching Arrested Development and noticed that Dan Castallenatta’s doctor character says (in a very defeated babyish tone) “d’oh.”
Followed by Lucille saying “I knew it.”