Quote of the Day


“What the?” – Bart Simpson
“It’s a label maker.” – Patty Bouvier
“We have one at home.  Before we got it I was always finding Patty’s stubble in my leg razor.” – Selma Bouvier
“Eeehh.” – Bart Simpson

Sorry for the late post.  We got some real good toy commercials coming up.  I promise.

5 Responses to “Quote of the Day”

  1. 1 Victor Dang
    22 October 2015 at 6:58 pm

    Funnily enough, I think this episode actually did inspire me to get a label maker as a kid. I used it for a while like how Bart did, as I recall.

  2. 3 Stan
    22 October 2015 at 7:51 pm

    Dat Martin’s face, doe.

  3. 5 Rob K.
    22 October 2015 at 8:17 pm

    I remember a friend bought a $200 label maker then tripped over it, breaking it. It was made.in America, I think.

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