“What the?” – Bart Simpson
“It’s a label maker.” – Patty Bouvier
“We have one at home. Before we got it I was always finding Patty’s stubble in my leg razor.” – Selma Bouvier
“Eeehh.” – Bart Simpson
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(The crotch really does wear out too fast.)
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Funnily enough, I think this episode actually did inspire me to get a label maker as a kid. I used it for a while like how Bart did, as I recall.
So, you used it to label your father’s last can of beer and his butt?
Dat Martin’s face, doe.
He can tell that’s a shitty gift, straight up.
I remember a friend bought a $200 label maker then tripped over it, breaking it. It was made.in America, I think.