“Now, take out your red crayon.” – Miss Hoover
“Miss Hoover?” – Ralph Wiggum
“Yes, Ralph?” – Miss Hoover
“I don’t have a red crayon.” – Ralph Wiggum
“Why not?” – Miss Hoover
“I ate it.” – Ralph Wiggum
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Huh, a true to life situation where Ralph does something an actual 8 year old would in real life? Thats stupid and boring, someone should have screamed and Ralph should have made a poorly written pee/poop joke. Now thats comedy!
“The answer is – the amazing Ralph!” *jumps through window*
actually, an 8-year-old is more likely to have a pee/poop incident rather than eat his crayons
“The children are right to laugh at you, Ralph.”