Quote of the Day


“Now, take out your red crayon.” – Miss Hoover
“Miss Hoover?” – Ralph Wiggum
“Yes, Ralph?” – Miss Hoover
“I don’t have a red crayon.” – Ralph Wiggum
“Why not?” – Miss Hoover
“I ate it.” – Ralph Wiggum

4 Responses to “Quote of the Day”

  1. 1 Gabbo
    11 August 2016 at 11:35 am

    Huh, a true to life situation where Ralph does something an actual 8 year old would in real life? Thats stupid and boring, someone should have screamed and Ralph should have made a poorly written pee/poop joke. Now thats comedy!

  2. 3 frank
    11 August 2016 at 3:15 pm

    actually, an 8-year-old is more likely to have a pee/poop incident rather than eat his crayons

  3. 4 Tipsy McStagger
    12 August 2016 at 7:41 pm

    “The children are right to laugh at you, Ralph.”

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