Awhile ago we found a guy who’d done elaborate sand renderings of the Simpson family. Now, at a sand sculpting competition in Portugal someone drew the entire family on the couch (via):
You can see a few more images at this gallery link for the 2008 festival (when the theme was Hollywood). Awesome.
“You know before I saw these test results I had you pegged as a drifter.” – Dr. J. Loren Pryor
“Wow, a drifter . . .” – Bart Simpson
“Lousy sheriff, run me out of town, he’s lost my vote.” – Drifter Bart
“Cool.” – Bart Simpson
In our continuing mission to bring you only the finest in low class, low brow, and low tech internet Simpsons commentary we’re bringing back our “Crazy Noises” series and applying it to Season 21. Because doing a podcast smacks of effort we’re still using this “chatroom” thing that all the middle schoolers and undercover cops seem to think is so cool. This text has been edited for clarity and spelling (surprisingly enough not on “antithetical”).
We’re once again getting this up at the expiration date but here’s me and Dave carping about “Pranks and Greens”. (Mad Jon didn’t come in this week, he is presumed dead or on vacation.) Since this episode was utterly terrible and it’s just the two of us, it didn’t take very long at all. Hooray for half-assing things.
Charlie Sweatpants: Are we still on that awful prank episode? Thanks to the holiday it feels like a lot longer than just last Sunday.
Dave: Yeah, what’s on your mind?
Charlie Sweatpants: Oh, all kinds of shit.
Dave: I’ve successfully pushed it out my consciousness since watching it with you
Charlie Sweatpants: Well, like most of Zombie Simpsons, much as I hate it at the time it always gets worse the more I think about it.
Why did Bart care about this kid again?
Dave: Some misplaced notion about being outdone?
Charlie Sweatpants: And since when does he not think it’d be cool to be a drifter, or test dangerous food additives, or be a 19th century cockney boot black when he grows up?
Dave: That Bart died a long time ago.
Charlie Sweatpants: Yeah he died a long time ago, but this wasn’t just out of character, this was antithetical to everything he stands for.
The very core, the absolute heart of hearts of what makes Bart Simpson Bart Simpson (and what made him popular in the first place) is "underachiever and proud of it".
Dave: Absolutely. Sunday’s Bart spat in the face of that, and then turned into a soft, yielding reformist pushover in what seemed like three seconds
Charlie Sweatpants: Exactly.
Dave: It could’ve been any other character honestly.
They chose Bart so that we could get unnecessary Skinner/Groundskeeper Willie backstory as a bonus
Charlie Sweatpants: Oh yeah, that was terrible.
I’m a big advocate of the fact that the show doesn’t need to make sense from episode to episode, but how many times are we going to find out about Skinner’s background?
Dave: No shit.
Charlie Sweatpants: He was always a dork, no he was a rebel, no he was always a dork, at some point you can’t help but go numb.
Dave: Bingo. The idea of a "cool" Skinner is beyond preposterous
Charlie Sweatpants: And then there was the B-plot which even by the standards of B-plots was time filler. I mean, health food jokes? Ohh, take that Whole Foods.
Dave: I think we talked about that on Sunday – that’s easy comic fodder, but even they managed to fuck that up
There was no biting insight, just hackneyed cliches. Ohhh, parents concerned about BPA, take that yuppies
It makes me long for "Scenes from the Class Struggle in Springfield"
Charlie Sweatpants: Pretty much, I mean it’s one thing to take a topic that’s easily mocked and fail to mock it, but it’s another to include a little message at the end.
That’s a topic for another time, but the fact that the Simpsons really aren’t poor any more detracts from a lot of things.
Dave: There was a message?
Charlie Sweatpants: Well, the whole "I guess doing the best I can is alright" thing. I don’t know, maybe I was reading too much into it.
Dave: You’re right. They aren’t poor anymore…
That’s a pretty shit message. "I like me just the way I am"
Charlie Sweatpants: Anyway, is there anything we’ve missed on this one?
Dave: Nah, I don’t think so
We’ve got tried and true characters acting not like themselves for 20-some, laughter-devoid minutes
Charlie Sweatpants: Yeah, do we need to discuss the ending? With the worm tank and the "suspense" of whether or not Bart can save Krusty?
Dave: I think the less said about that the better.
Charlie Sweatpants: Good because the whole Bart doesn’t know it’s a stunt (lots of string music), but then it is, and then there’s a happy ending for everyone thing was just excruciating to watch.
Dave: Well look on the bright side, no new episodes for 2 whole weeks
Charlie Sweatpants: Really?
Sweet.
Dave: That’s my Black Friday gift to you.
I willed it so.
Charlie Sweatpants: Oh, you meant after this Sunday.
Damn you for getting my hopes up.
Dave: Oh yes, sorry.
I got my own hopes up too.
Charlie Sweatpants: Your cruelty has boomeranged on you.
Dave: And how!
“I might go mad with fear out there, so Todd, I want you to shoot Daddy if tries to get back in.” – Ned Flanders
“(sniffles) Okay, Dad.” – Todd Flanders
“Okay.” – Ned Flanders
Image modified under Creative Commons license from original by Flickr user Takver.“Now I’m just an ordinary blue collar slob, but I know what I likes on teevee!” – Homer Simpson
We have two links this week to long, long lists of ordinary people quoting Simpsons. One was prompted, the other just broke out in a message board. Both of them are heavy on ye olde Simpsons quotes with hardly a mention of Zombie Simpsons. We’ve also got hilarious write-in candidates, Homer’s prayer of thanks, an undergraduate introduction to Simpsons, and lots of excellent usage.
Enjoy.
Write-ins go beyond none of the above – A list of humorous write in votes in the recent election in New Jersey. Our favorite mayor got one (1).
Ned Flanders, I mock your value system. You Also Appear Foolish In The Eyes of Others – This is just a discussion thread at RottenTomatoes that’s nothing but ye olde Simpsons quotes.
20 Classic TV Shows: The Season We Pick As Each Show’s Peak – This list is on Entertainment Weekly’s website. Like most magazines groping blindly in the brave new world of the internet they’re so ravenously desperate for pageviews that you have to click to a new page for each separate entry in a list of twenty. Needless to say I didn’t bother doing that. They picked Season 4 from The Simpsons. (via Twitter)
Edward Fitzpatrick: Giving thanks on more than one day a year – This is a column about the positive effects of being grateful for things. It makes some cromulent use of Simpsons before falling into the 14% fallacy. Forfty!
Less like The Waltons and more like The Simpsons – This is for a class at James Madison University and is basically a discussion of political humor on the Simpsons for people who’ve never watched the show.
Guess Which Firm ‘Simpsons Superfan’ Andrew Blumberg Is Going To? – Some law student won a baking contest with a Bart cake. I haven’t linked it before because without the cake it is nothing. But finally, we have art.
Scientologist Bart Simpson Lady Would Like to Sell You Her Sons Bed [Nancy Cartwright] – Nancy Cartwright’s son’s bedroom furniture is for sale.
Bart Simpson clock widget from Widgipedia – It’s like regular crappy Simpsons merchandise, only now it’s in widget form. There’s a Homer one too.
Holidays for everyone – This is about having the freedom to celebrate religious holidays without being religious. Here’s the quote:
And we are even free to recite Bart Simpson’s Thanksgiving prayer, "Dear God, we paid for all this stuff ourselves, so thanks for nothing."
On the one hand, he gets the quote right. On the other hand he misidentifies the episode, it’s not Thanksgiving when Bart says that, but rather when Burns comes over for his gubernatorial campaign publicity stunt. I don’t think I can call that outright excellent usage, but it is very good usage.
Homer Simpson’s Thanksgiving Prayer – Exactly what it says it is and properly quoted. This is excellent usage.
Ode to a "Homer Simpson Donut": – It’s a poem about a Homer donut.
New Heights for Young Love – Two people in Sydney, Australia got it on in a clock tower in full view of crowds below. That made one blogger think of Wiggum’s famous dictum, “If it feels good, do it.” Excellent usage.
Thanksgiving Makes For Some Great TV – This is a list of seven great Thanksgiving themed television episodes. Of the seven the only ones I’ve even seen are “Bart vs. Thanksgiving” (#6) and South Park’s “Helen Keller! The Musical” (#1).
Favourite Under-Quoted Simpsons Quote? – Needless to say most of the quotes listed are from the before time, the long long ago.
Grandma Simpson – One is never too old to begin appreciating The Simpsons.
Wilton Baking Pan: Bart Simpson (1990, 2105-9002) – Krusty Brand Seal of Approval Alert: Just in time for the holiday baking season it’s a Bart Simpson shaped cake pan.
Life Imitates the Simpsons… again. – This “Christian Side Hug” thing is beyond parody (especially sampling the Darth Vader theme from “Star Wars”). Also, excellent usage.
Homemade Marge Simpson Costume – One more homemade Marge Simpsons costume? Why not.
“Wow. You must love this country more than I love a cold beer on a hot Christmas morning.” – Homer Simpson
The numbers in this Fast Company article (via) are the same ones from that hideous USA Today article we linked to a few months ago. None of them are the least bit encouraging for those of us who want to finally see Zombie Simpsons halted. Here are the numbers (that aren’t as down for Zombie Simpsons as they appear):
The Simpsons finished the 1989-90 season at #28 in the Nielsen ratings, the first Fox show ever to break into the top 30.
Last season, it ranked 83rd.
Today the show averages 6.7 million viewers — although it’s the 7th most watched show on Hulu.
Last year, companies spent $314.8 million to advertise during Simpsons first-runs and prime-time repeats, down 16.8% from 2007.
Yes the ratings are down, that’s no secret, they’ve been going down steadily for years. I’m not sure how one could differentiate whether those numbers are down because of the general decline in television viewership or because the show hasn’t been worth watching in a decade. It’s some combination of both, although the fact that it was once ranked in the top 30 of network shows and is now in the 80s suggests that the decrease in quality has had a significant effect. But $314.8 million just for first run and primetime reruns on FOX covers twenty $5,000,000 episodes three times over.* Even if we give ourselves a big fudge factor (which we probably should because this data isn’t exactly straight from the horse’s mouth) there’s no way they aren’t still making enormous amounts of money just off the broadcast of the new episodes. And that’s before you factor in three quarters of a billion dollars for merchandising.
I’ve said this before and I’m sure I’ll say it again: the quality of the show has little to no effect on FOX’s bottom line.
*The USA Today article said the $314.8 million was for local station repeats as well, I’m not sure which is true but I don’t think it changes the general conclusion.
“See Maggie, those silver and blue guys are the Dallas Cowboys. They’re Daddy’s favorite team, and he wants ’em to lose by less than five and a half points. Understand?” – Homer Simpson
Happy Thanksgiving everybody! Incidentally, the Cowboys are 12 point favorites over the Raiders this afternoon.
A while back we posted about an artist named Joseph Cavalieri who makes these surreal and very cool stained glass images with Simpsons motifs. He was nice enough to send us an email with pictures of two new pieces he’s created. If you want to see them up close and personal (and you’re in New York City) there’s a gallery show running until December 20th, directions here.
Here’s the first piece, “Funerale di un’Amica (Funeral for a Friend)”:
“But you know, my mom says god never closes a door without opening a window.” – Bart Simpson
”No offense kid, but your mom’s a dingbat.” – Krusty the Klown
It’s tough to make out on that image, but that’s Springfield in the windows in the background, complete with power plant cooling towers.
Then there’s this one, “The Countryman and the Serpent”:
“And the Lord said, whack ye all the serpents which crawl on their bellies and thy town shall be a beacon unto others.” – Reverend Lovejoy
Once again I’m totally blown away by the detail and the skill it must take to create something like this, and that’s even without the freakishly cool imagery. If you’re a Simpsons fan in New York you’ve got until December 20th to check them out in person.
"C’mon Dad, let’s get out of here." – Homer Simpson
"Slow down boy, what’s your hurry?" – Abe "Grandpa" Simpson
"This place is depressing!" – Homer Simpson
"Hey, I live here!" – Abe "Grandpa" Simpson
"Oh, well, I’m sure it’s a blast once you get used to it." – Homer Simpson
FOX announced their midseason schedule today and the Spurlock special will be airing after a new Zombie Simpsons on Sunday January 10th. (It’s got a whole hour devoted to it from 8:30 to 9:30.) Previously the schedule had been announced (or just assumed) as being January 14th, which is a Thursday. I thought they might be doing a one night only return to Thursday to hit the 20th anniversary on the dot, but I guess not.
Incidentally, I’ve never fully understood why, in television circles at least, the premier of “Simpsons Roasting on an Open Fire” doesn’t seem to count. It was broadcast on 17 December 1989 but was technically a “special”, and apparently that still matters to people all these years later. Anyway, 14 January 1990 saw the first regular broadcast episode, “Bart the Genius”, which I would strongly recommend watching instead of this:
Sunday, Jan. 10, will be devoted to "The Simpsons," beginning with the animated series’ milestone 450th episode, “Once Upon a Time in Springfield” (8-8:30 p.m.), in which Bart and Milhouse try to help Krusty regain his popularity after network executives force him to restructure the format of his TV show by hiring a female sidekick, Princess Penelope (guest voice Anne Hathaway).
(I’m going to guess that the guest voice information there is wrong, Hathaway was Bart’s girlfriend in that execrable one last year where Lisa kept hallucinating to kill time. Her IMDB page lists that one, but nothing for next year so until I hear otherwise I’ll just assume that it’ll be some other actress.)
I’m kinda excited to see Spurlock’s thing. While I’m sure there will be some irritating Zombie Simpsons fellatio, there might also be some neat stuff and it can’t possibly be more boring than the average Zombie Simpsons episode.
“There has been a shocking decline in the quality and quantity of your toadying, Waylon!” – C.M. Burns
Much like last week, this week’s IGN Simpsons “review” was surprisingly long on criticism within the text before giving it a good number anyway. I don’t want to repeat myself too much, but this episode scored a 6.9 when the actual review was mostly negative even before I edited out the synergy. What would it have needed to do to score less than that? True, the tone is still that of a gently cowed subordinate, but the substance of this review is pretty damning.
November 23, 2009 – "Pranks and Greens" was the tale of two stories. The first was an entertaining a hacktacular mystery about a boy who was once better at pulling off pranks than Bart Simpson. The second was a boring, unfunny tale about Bart helping that boy become a better person. Guest voice Jonah Hill (Superbad) added little to the loser character.
The episode had a fun start. Bart and sidekick Milhouse were spending their time pulling off pranks around the school. Upcoming pranks they were working on in their brainstorming session included stunts they called "Night of a Thousand Skunks," "Tora, Tora, Toilet," and "Untitled Skateboard Project." It was goofy and fun and ended with Skinner’s balloon-elevated engine crashing back to earth onto the top of his car. Bart’s nonsensical punishment was cleaning the playground, which led to a snortingly funny bit with Ralph being launched off the very slippery slide a bunch of clock eating physical “comedy”. Bart’s bragging led prompted Skinner for some reason to reveal that the boy may be the best prankster of his era, but not of all time.
This set Bart off on a quest to learn the identity of this mysterious prankster, for some other reason. This, too, was quite entertaining. In a piece of unnecessary retconning Bart discovered that Skinner had once been a hip and happy young principal, only to become the Skinner we know today after an undisclosed incident. After some research, Bart approached Groundskeeper Willie who, for yet another reason, retold the tale of "The Night of the Wigglers." The prank got Skinner caught in a pool full of worms for three days and the retelling revealed the prankster to be… Andy Hamilton some guy.
Jonah Hill voiced Andy Hamilton some guy and it was basically straightforward stuff. Lisa rightfully characterized the character — now 19, not in school, unemployed and living with his parents — as a loser. Seeing that he was on a similar path, and giving a shit for yet another unfathomably out-of-character reason, Bart tried to help Andy turn his life around. Bart went to Krusty for help., and Krusty’s list of things he wouldn’t do was a good laugh: "I won’t read screenplays, that’s for your protection. Oh, and you can’t ride on my private jet. And I won’t give a struggling young comic his first chance. I won’t give a broken down hack his last chance…" But the storyline itself was short on funny. There was little to like about the character of Andy, and Hill’s voice work was too unexceptional to lift the character above the weak dialogue. The twist of Andy using his old worm prank to write a bit for the Krusty show was none too surprising, but I did enjoy roll my eyes at the phony self deprecation of Lisa’s continued use of the "loser" title now that Andy was a television writer.
Filling out the episode contractually obligated running time was a silly plot about Marge making the extra effort to buy healthier foods for her family and her Midday Mommies play group. The thing I most enjoyed here were the songs played for the kids in the group was the brief relief from watching Bart act like Marge. "I’m not gonna poop in the tub" was a nice lesson, and we also learned that "doggies and kitties don’t last forever, but they do a lot better than fish." But the The food jokes felt too were 100% generic. Healthy food is expensive and tastes bad, we know. The only other standout line came from Homer telling Marge that "Lard Glug" contains neither lard nor glug.
The episode had a good start, but veered into a less than impressive direction more or less immediately. Marge’s storyline, while cute less nauseating than the main one in parts, was really just filler more than anything else. The pranks and the mystery at the beginning of the half hour seemed to be trying to setting up something, but twas all a waste better than Bart trying to help a kid we just met who didn’t really have any redeeming qualities. A few bits had their moments, including Milhouse imagining Andy’s sidekick and Willie as Swim Coach Willie, but it wasn’t enough to save the second half doldrums.
“Smithers had thwarted my earlier attempt to take candy from a baby, but with him out of the picture, I was free to wallow in my own crapulence.” – C. Montgomery Burns
Last nights exercise in dull was watched by a mere 7.04 million unfortunate souls. That number is the the lowest of the season and lower than any episode ever broadcast in the fall. Even though I know these numbers don’t mean anything it’s still nice to see a really awful one like this. I can’t wait for the winter ratings because if this fall’s numbers are any indicator they are going to be terrible.
On the downside Zombie Simpsons won it’s completely meaningless competition with The Cleveland Show giving it a 4-2 lead overall. That’s one less ivory back scratcher for Seth MacFarlane.
Bart is Marge, Marge is Homer, and painfully trite exposition can take up a lot of time if you don’t care in the least about the quality of what you’re doing. I don’t mind pointless meandering narratives from elderly relatives (the holidays are coming up and I’m 100% ready), but, rightly or wrongly, I expect more from $5,000,000 television episodes. Making a teevee audience suffer through a 22-minute after school special about the horrors of being a slacker when they could be doing almost anything else is an outright disgrace. Less unfunny alternatives include waiting for downloads to finish, masturbating when you aren’t horny, and watching television programs that are well paced, written with a semblance of care, and not 100% composed of suck.
This post has no ending because the Zombie Simpsons episode in question didn’t have one either. That is all.
“Mr. Simpson don’t sit on that filthy thing one second longer! They’ve given you . . . the key.” – Karl
In our continuing mission to bring you only the finest in low class, low brow, and low tech internet Simpsons commentary we’re bringing back our “Crazy Noises” series and applying it to Season 21. Because doing a podcast smacks of effort we’re still using this “chatroom” thing that all the middle schoolers and undercover cops seem to think is so cool. This text has been edited for clarity and spelling (especially on “handkerchief”).
We’re almost at the expiration date for “The Devil Wears Nada” but despite some scheduling difficulties we did manage to bitch about it on-line; and now you, the home internet viewer, can suffer through it all over again with us.
Dave: Should we get started?
Charlie Sweatpants: I suppose so.
Mad Jon: So did both you guys watch this?
Dave: Yes sir
Charlie Sweatpants: We suffered through it together.
Mad Jon: I see
Charlie Sweatpants: I’m not sure if that made it worse or better, but then we watched like six old episodes in a row and that definitely made it better.
Dave: Agreed.
Mad Jon: Good tactic
Charlie Sweatpants: How about yourself?
Mad Jon: Yes, yes I did
Charlie Sweatpants: My condolences.
Mad Jon: Much appreciated
I didn’t have a support system like yours
so it was extra painful
I did however drink a few before hand, so you know, that made my life retain meaning
Charlie Sweatpants: That’s good.
Anyone have any thoughts on the actual episode?
Other than just wanting to write “Sucks” in giant letters on it?
Dave: Well, I think we can agree whether we watched it solo or with good company, the episode was a disaster
Slow, unfunny, five montages…
Charlie Sweatpants: It. Just. Kept. Going.
Mad Jon: I get the same product placement feeling I got with the Josh Groban episode.
Charlie Sweatpants: How so?
Mad Jon: Except instead of crappy ipod induced teen ass rock, it was Marge as a centerfold “conveniently” timed for the time following a Playboy appearance.
Charlie Sweatpants: Ah. Yeah, I don’t think anything in this episode is going to cause anyone to rush out and grab a Playdude.
Dave: No way. We saw less skin than in your previous posts, for starters
Mad Jon: No, but I don’t think people who watched the Equalia episode ran out to download Groban either. It doesn’t mean they weren’t trying.
Charlie Sweatpants: But like most Zombie Simpsons, the calendar was just this goofy plot point that started the rest of what I guess I have to call the “plot”.
Mad Jon: I guess. I was pretty delirious from a day of traveling, but I have to say that episode was more of a smattering of events than a plot.
Charlie Sweatpants: I mean, there’s never any resolution about what happens with the calendar, it’s just to get Marge horny, but Bart’s thing at school, the people at the church, the other women who weren’t in the calendar, all of that was just dropped.
And then at the end, it’s all this suspenseful string music about whether or not Marge and NED FLANDERS(!) are going have sex.
Mad Jon: The only time I cracked a smile was when Ned told his children he’d fill their pockets with rocks and march them to sea before letting them live with their Uncle and his ‘friend’.
Charlie Sweatpants: Yeah, but even that was out of character.
Mad Jon: This episode even had a scene in the plant. Still not worth me putting my bear down.
Dave: The whole Marge/Ned sex thing was preposterous – it was never going to happen
Charlie Sweatpants: Which in and of itself I don’t have a problem with, but they dragged it out like it was going to happen.
Mad Jon: Heh, I meant beer.
Dave: Yeah, we were at SNPP long enough to see Carl completely transform into not-Carl
Charlie Sweatpants: unCarl was definitely very weird.
Mad Jon: That was like the Carl in ‘Lisa’s Wedding’, except for more than 1.5 seconds.
Charlie Sweatpants: Well, but he was a jerk, and an ill informed jerk at that.
Mad Jon: Yes, yes he was.
Charlie Sweatpants: At the end when Carl’s hitting on . . . ugh . . . the first lady of France he doesn’t know anything.
Not only does Carl become a jerk, but he let’s Homer run his life.
Mad Jon: Honestly I had checked out by then, I stopped watching when I saw Homer dancing with a handkerchief
Dave: I was numb by that point in the episode
Charlie Sweatpants: Well, it happened.
Also, I’m pretty sure that Lisa had literally one (1) line in the entire episode.
Dave: Easiest paycheck ever
for Yeardley Smith, anyway
Charlie Sweatpants: Hey, that’s a good idea, let’s go to the transcript . . .
Her line was, “Sorry, I have a tea party at Janie’s.” That’s eight words, at a reported $400,000 per episode that’s $50 grand per word, and ~$36,000 per syllable.
I don’t think Schwarzenegger made that much for “Terminator 2″.
Mad Jon: Also she got to keep her prints off that train wreck for the most part.
which is priceless
Dave: That’s really high and not terribly surprising
Charlie Sweatpants: Not my money.
Dave: Bingo.
Charlie Sweatpants: Although it was my half hour, but I don’t think my time is as valuable as hers.
Mad Jon: Not unless you have any $400,000 checks that haven’t cleared yet.
Dave: I would like a $400K check, Jon
Are you offering?
Mad Jon: Can I post date it?
Dave: Of course
Mad Jon: I may be able to swing something then. Will you take a two-party out-of-state bad check?
Dave: I don’t think I’ve ever said “no” before
Mad Jon: Nice.
Charlie Sweatpants: That was better repartee than anything in this episode. Well done, gentlemen.
So, everyone acts out of character, there’s no discernable story, what story there is hinges on Marge and Flanders rather pathetically thinking about humping, and the kids are barely in it. Oh, and Homer has the French President on speed dial. Did we miss anything?
Dave: I think that pretty well covers it
Mad Jon: As far as I am willing to devote any brain power, I agree.
Charlie Sweatpants: Anything else?
Dave: Nothing from me
Mad Jon: Nah.
Charlie Sweatpants: Good, screw this episode and let us never speak of it again.
“And if we freeze on frame 138, we distinctly see a puff of blue hair coming from the grassy knoll.” – Prof. Frink
Not content this week to slurp at the company slop bucket merely by pretending to review Zombie Simpsons, IGN has run a series of quotes from Moe. There are eight quotes in total, of which only one is from Zombie Simpsons (it’s from Season 18). Of the seven that are not in Zombie Simpsons (although there’s one from Season 11’s “Pygmoelion” which is right on the line) only three of them are correctly quoted. The others are either missing important words or outright mangled. A cursory check of SNPP – SNPP! – would’ve gotten the correct quote in several cases, but apparently checking the internet’s most famous and well respected repository of Simpsons quotes was too demanding.
In addition to that, one of the times when they did manage to get the quote correct they didn’t manage to pair it with images from the same episode:
Entertainingly, “Team Homer”, from which those images are taken, was one of the other quoted episodes. Whoops.
To sum up, IGN didn’t care enough about their content to either a) properly quote Simpsons or b) match the quotes with pictures from the same episode. On top of that, six of the eight quotes they ran are from Season 7 or earlier and only one is from the true bowels of Zombie Simpsons. (Not that everyone at FOX always remembers to pretend that Zombie Simpsons is good.) Keep in mind that this is a website (albeit with a different author) that praises new episodes as being right up there with the classics with some regularity.
“Springfield has come down with a fever . . . football fever, brought on by the biggest game of the year, the pigskin classic between the Shelbyville Sharks and our own Springfield Atoms. If you have the fever, there’s only one cure. Take two tickets and see the game Sunday morning.” – Kent Brockman
“Warning: Tickets should not be taken internally.” – TV Announcer
“See, because of me, now they have a warning.” – Homer Simpson
“How did you get this number?” – NASA Guy
After each week’s Zombie Simpsons there’s always one or two (usually one) lines that people begin quoting incessantly on Twitter. This week there were several people quoting “Hello, you are getting cozy with Sarkozy” from that sloppy ending when Homer calls the French President for some reason. This afternoon it started cropping up again (mostly in French language tweets). It took almost a week, but apparently that line made it to France:
Their cameos passed largely unnoticed in France until Friday, when news websites started linking to pirated clips of the episode, creating a buzz which saw more than 117,000 fans linking to the DailyMotion site alone.
I understand that the French, even if we grant them their reputation for good taste, might get suckered in by seeing their president mentioned on Zombie Simpsons. But that line is yet another example of a more or less humorless reference masquerading as a joke. The line rhymes, sure, but even if we set aside the fact that Homer has Sarkozy’s number it still doesn’t make any sense. “Cozy” is simply not a word that has anything to do with answering a telephone. There’s no joke, no thought, it’s not even a pun. All it does is rhyme (and not even that well).
And that’s if we set aside the whole “Homer can call the president of France” thing, which we shouldn’t be doing anyway. Even when you cut this show some slack it still sucks.
Charlie Sweatpants
Dave
Mad Jon
